sick !

waaa !

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i, gentle reader, have laryngitis.

i cannot speak !.

i have not been able to utter a single word in almost 35 hours !.

the only person happy about this is my husband. he is filling the void of my banter with annoying ease by making jokes about "how quiet it is in here".

my mother is also here. i took her "shopping" today.

she got lost and i was forced to attract her attention by clapping and waving my arms in a manner that made all the other shoppers assume that i was mentally-challenged.

despite attempted backgroundish-skulking on my part, every sales clerk in every store we entered screeched "how are you today ?" at about 150 decibels at me.

i was forced to only smile mutely in reply.

they all hated that.

some of them even repeated the question !.

my mother, leaping to my defense, succeeded only in compounding the problem by informing one particularly inquisitive sales assistant that "my daughter can't speak".

brilliant.

(that made the snotty sales cow look right at me. and you can imagine the face i was making at my mother for saying something like that. i must have looked deranged. she backed off as if i was on fire !).

needless to say, unless i succeed in squeaking out a few sentences soon, i fear the build up of pressure may cause my head to explode. so, if nobody hears from me for a day or two, think of me with pity.

my last words weren't words at all. prosperity will have had to settle for a round of applause and a squeak. ;)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Poor you! If you are as much of a communicator in real life as you are on here, I can only imagine your pain! If i couldn't talk I'd be sent to the looney bin!

Feel better

Suz xxx

P.S. I have some friends from Oz staying with me and we happened to talk about the BIG THINGS in Oz and they loved the giganitic boob comment. Kudos to you, my dear!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Poor you! If you are as much of a communicator in real life as you are on here, I can only imagine your pain! If i couldn't talk I'd be sent to the looney bin!


yes ! yes !. bless you suz. you always understand

Feel better


thankyou chickie

P.S. I have some friends from Oz staying with me and we happened to talk about the BIG THINGS in Oz and they loved the giganitic boob comment. Kudos to you, my dear!


nice to hear that, suz. there's nothing quite like a giant boobie to cheer a girl up.

thanks for caring


squeaky mig XX
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Remember, organs also require vacations. Just because the "boss" doesn't like it doesn't make it any less necessary.

Hope it's not serious. We couldn't have you not talk...could we?

Marco XX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Omg! Not being able to speak would be my worse nightmare! Probably a blessing to everyone I know, but I would hate it! Let out all your frustration in ranting blogs miggy, I would appreciate that! I hope you get better soon! *hugz*
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
there's nothing quite like a giant boobie to cheer a girl up.


Truer words have never been spoken
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

"my daughter can't speak".


it could have easily been much worse (and considerably more amusing in a cheapshot kinda way) if your mother had very earnestly announced you werent deaf...only dumb. 


hope ya get over it soon.  whenever i lose my voice i  truly regret not completing ventriloquism lessons.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hope it's not serious. We couldn't have you not talk...could we?


it's not serious. well, not serious in the way that the only thing likely to happen to me is i may spontaneously combust from frustration.

Let out all your frustration in ranting blogs miggy, I would appreciate that! I


woo hoo ! deal, sal. let the ranting begin !

it could have easily been much worse (and considerably more amusing in a cheapshot kinda way) if your mother had very earnestly announced you werent deaf...only dumb.


indeed it would have been, kingbee. and frankly, i may have even preferred that to them assuming is was rabid like they did hehe


thanks for caring you guys


silent miggy XX ... (like silent bob, but not as funny)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Perhaps you can relieve your frustration by "talking" more here on JU! If thats the case, i wish you a lonnnnnnnng recuperative period..heehee.


sabrina, hehe, you always make me laugh !. well, grunt in this case hehe. i fear i may well begin blogging like a demon if i can't speak soon. but they're likely to stink, so it's all good


mig XX
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
yes, yes, yessss!


tee hee !

blab away, we're listening...(virtually, that is


sabrina, i will ! i will !. but we may get a weird friday five now. frustration can do that to a girl !

mig XX
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
- now you cant wake me up this weekend with a phone call in the AM - ILLEGAL in Muggaz' world on the weekend

I hope you feel better soon n00by

BAM!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
now you cant wake me up this weekend with a phone call in the AM - ILLEGAL in Muggaz' world on the weekend


true. my breathing heavily and squeaking may be too much for you at such a tender hour, muggy. you may even think your luck has changed

I hope you feel better soon n00by


waaaah !. my mum just left so i actually feel even worse now !. at least i was getting spoiled by my mummy - phil just thinks it's funny. grrrrr


mig XX
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
We're sick too Mig Nick even had the day off - not laryngitis but the flu - it sux I hope we all feel better soon - you included
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
We're sick too Mig Nick even had the day off - not laryngitis but the flu - it sux I hope we all feel better soon - you included


thanks, trina. i'm sorry to hear you guys are sick too. i hope elana managed to avoid it. at least we have the weekend to recover.

feel better soon

mig XX