Quote of the Day

July 27, 2004

from JoeUser Forums
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another pro-dog argument!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mark Twain is one of my all-time favorite people to quote.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another pro-dog argument!

Only when compared to mankind. That's kinda like saying, "Having your arm broken is much better than having it severed", when you could have a cat and just have your arm bruised.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
So what you're eventually getting to is, it's better to have a dog than a husband.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Only when compared to mankind. That's kinda like saying, "Having your arm broken is much better than having it severed", when you could have a cat and just have your arm bruised.


Right, right. I think deep-down, you're a dog lover after all. You just won't admit it!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
So what you're eventually getting to is, it's better to have a dog than a husband.

Well, from my perspective I can say that is a definate "YES!" Being the homophobe that I am I would rather have just about anything over a husband.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Right, right. I think deep-down, you're a dog lover after all.

Naw, I'm not in it for love, just the sex.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ewww! I guess I'm your typical female, in it for love!