A message from the dogs

Dear Daddy,

Mommy ate all of your candy and left the half-chewed pieces ground into the carpet, all sticky and gross. Apparently she didn't know they were super sour candies and didn't like them. Now we feel sick - I mean, uh, MOMMY feels sick. Yeah, that's it.

Anyway, we'll work off the $5 we - Mommy! - owes you by being cute.

Love,

The Dogs.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I like that one. My buddy sent me an email about how to wash a cat that was signed by the Dog. I'll have to dig that one up and share it...