A message to the Arcean ambassador

Listen you little toad face,my freighters have been turned to junk,my starbase is in ruins,my economy is in ruins,and all you want to do is covert ops against the Drengins.The valiant Altarians have already joined in,while you sit on your hands.I hope to meet you one day.Ive got a plague Id like to introduce you to.
dated 2189

Message to the Arceans.
Oh thanks for the Corvettes.
Im sure you can hear the screams of their dying crew against the Drengin Battleships.
dated 2195
Message to the Arceans.
Ahh so youve finally decided to join the battle against the Drengins.
Well a couple days ago I sold off all my ships to the Altarians to pay off my debt.
Now the Drengin transports have arrived.Id like to chat with you further,but the Drengin commander seems fascinated with my skin.Ive given him your home address in case the Drengins decide to drop by for tea.I hope he pays you a call.
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Reply #2 Top
Sounds like the Arceans have a little agenda all their own... bwahahaah... :)

Sorry about your pain though.

~SDC~
Reply #3 Top
No real pain.It was a game I knew I had lost as I started out with a bad position.The Drengin just overwhelmed everybody.But since I despise the Arceans I decided to have a little fun.
Reply #4 Top
That was my best laugh of the day! Thank you. Please post simular threads in the future. :D

~SDC~
Reply #5 Top
My favorite is "Please help me the Drengin are going to destroy us. Can you do anything?"....then you give them 4 corvettes and 4 defenders for 100 for 4 turns and they say..."And that's a good deal HOW?" Especially when they have 2000bc!!
Sheesh!