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To My Alter Ego Party!

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I have decided to have an Alter Ego party.

I'm not quite sure who I'll come as. It's between these two:

1. The president of a company that I started right out of college. My name will be Terry and I will have two homes. One on the beach and a loft in New York city. I won't have any friends, but I will have tons of people who are associated with me just for the money. I will wear suits and always have my hair either cut short, or pulled back. I will be late to the party because the "power drink" we had after work ran a little later than I thought it would. It's so hard to find good help these days!


2. A female enemy to James Bond. My name will be Ms. Spikes. I will have nails that are 2 inches long and sharpened to tiny, little points. My hair will be dark black, my eyes will be smokey with long eyelashes, and my lips, ruby red. I will wear 4-inch tall, spiked heels and a long tight red dress. Every other word out of my mouth will be "dah-ling". I will be early, but in a room with James for the first hour or two, don't be surprised if he doesn't come out to greet you all!

Who will you be?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Notice, none of these has kids...........
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oooh - this is fun!

I think I would come as the eccentric artist called Lily. She will have long, wavy chocolate brown hair with a few fresh flowers sprinkled throughout. She only wears black - a high necked contraption of a top which has the entire back cut out and some form of pantaloons. She will either be bare foot, with those indian bell, anklet thingys or wearing towering heels which inhibit her ability to walk. They will be the design of her avant garde cobbler friend which she will rave about and denounce anyone who doesn't like them as ignorant. She will wear dramatic makeup - eyeshadow which dominates the majority of the top half of her face (green, I think), with lots of black eyeliner and false eyelashes. She smokes gudang cigarettes, which fume out the place with their cinnamon and clove odor. She only drinks Absynth in an attempt to produce the same kind of artistic insanity it was known for in the early 1900's. No one will have ever seen any of her work. She says that this adds to her enigmatic mystique. In truth she is a trust fund baby who really does nothing, and lives in fear of people finding out.

So when's the party???
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
When I have more RSVPs!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well then I'll have to keep coming back to comment to keep it on the Forum!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Okey Dokey!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Me, me. I wanna come. I'll be a curvaceos, dark-skinned belly dancer. Named what? Hmmm. Marguarite, I think.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are welcome to come, Dona. See you there!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I could come under the guise of my old online self, "Captain Camouflage"

Dashingly good looking, and modest to boot!

......but you might not see me there

Wreckless.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's because you'll probably be in the room with Ms. Spikes, after she's done offing James, of course!