My Wife, and Alcohol. WOW!
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So, Ya'll know that last night, my wife Emma, and I went out. I had a few drinks, not too many though, because I know how Emma gets when she drinks. Emma had quite a lot. I went to the restroom and when I came back out, She was on a table dancing and some guys were giving her money. My instincts said, "Get your wife out of here you idiot!" so, I grabbed her to get her off the table and one of the guys that were watching her, hit me. I'm in the marines so fighting isn't really anything new to me. I fought the guy. meanwhile, Emma was being asked if she wanted to go upstairs to another guys hotel room. She was so drunk that she agreed! I had to stop fighting one guy to fight another guy.
We were asked to leave there because of the fighting, so we went to a different bar, considering it was only 10 o'clock. At this bar, she was drinking a lot more, i had a few shots. When I drink, I dance. After the first few shots, I couldn't help myself and had a few more. I took Emma Leigh by the hand and dragged her to the dance floor. THe poor thing didn't know what hit her. Emma will have to tell you more about my dancing because I really don't feel like talking about my embarrasing moments.
Anyways, I took Emma to a hotel after words. I knew if I was to take her home as drunk as she was, Paige and my dad would be throwing a fit. Emma was very impressed by the hotel. Unfortunately they gave us a room with a balcony, and Emma has an obsession with them. She felt the need to go out and stand on it and look over the edge, If i could just explain this the way it happened, I guess it was something that you need to see, but I'll try. She was leaning over the edge and she stood back up and was a little wobbly and then she fell into my arms and I knew that this was all that I needed to make everything okay again. It wasn't the drinking, it wasn't the dancing, or the hotel room, or the balcony, it WAS holding my wife in my arms.
After a few cups of coffee, Emma and I laid in bed for a while. And then, then I will shut my mouth on that topic. We'll just say that Shawn and Emma had a WONDERFUL time.
Shawn
We were asked to leave there because of the fighting, so we went to a different bar, considering it was only 10 o'clock. At this bar, she was drinking a lot more, i had a few shots. When I drink, I dance. After the first few shots, I couldn't help myself and had a few more. I took Emma Leigh by the hand and dragged her to the dance floor. THe poor thing didn't know what hit her. Emma will have to tell you more about my dancing because I really don't feel like talking about my embarrasing moments.
Anyways, I took Emma to a hotel after words. I knew if I was to take her home as drunk as she was, Paige and my dad would be throwing a fit. Emma was very impressed by the hotel. Unfortunately they gave us a room with a balcony, and Emma has an obsession with them. She felt the need to go out and stand on it and look over the edge, If i could just explain this the way it happened, I guess it was something that you need to see, but I'll try. She was leaning over the edge and she stood back up and was a little wobbly and then she fell into my arms and I knew that this was all that I needed to make everything okay again. It wasn't the drinking, it wasn't the dancing, or the hotel room, or the balcony, it WAS holding my wife in my arms.
After a few cups of coffee, Emma and I laid in bed for a while. And then, then I will shut my mouth on that topic. We'll just say that Shawn and Emma had a WONDERFUL time.
Shawn
it was so funny!!!