My baby intimidates me
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Okay my 6month old Elana intimidates me and here's why
she's a BOTTOM SHUFFLER
She's just discovered in the last few days that the bobbing up and down on the spot we used to think was dancing can actually get her around - she's fast too she could be on the other side of the room in a few minutes.
We haven't bought a high-chair - we got given one befroe she was born but somewhere in that time andd when we moved and when we wanted to start Elana on solids the straps for said chair have gone awol and as yet we haven't bought a new chair so we feed her when she's sitting on her mat propped up by pillows - it's worked for a few weeks now - till she discovered bottom shuffling.
Now instead of sitting quietly opening her mouth and eating while trying to get to the toys I've hidden behind my back so she's not distracted she shuffles to me to grap at the floral embroidery on my jeans and the pull on my nose and tip the food out I suspect - so she shuffles forward I move her back manage to get a mouthful of food in her mouth and then she shuffles forward again.
Alright so she's only a baby - and can't do anything but put her messy hands on me - but it's really hard to feed her when she's trying to jump on me.
** She's got me ARRGH
- I'm sitting on the armchair in the corner of the lounge about 2metres from Elana's mat and I've been watching her bottom shuffle off the mat for a few minutes now and I just looked down and she grabbed my foot - she was underneath my chair reaching her arms up.
she's a BOTTOM SHUFFLER
She's just discovered in the last few days that the bobbing up and down on the spot we used to think was dancing can actually get her around - she's fast too she could be on the other side of the room in a few minutes.
We haven't bought a high-chair - we got given one befroe she was born but somewhere in that time andd when we moved and when we wanted to start Elana on solids the straps for said chair have gone awol and as yet we haven't bought a new chair so we feed her when she's sitting on her mat propped up by pillows - it's worked for a few weeks now - till she discovered bottom shuffling.
Now instead of sitting quietly opening her mouth and eating while trying to get to the toys I've hidden behind my back so she's not distracted she shuffles to me to grap at the floral embroidery on my jeans and the pull on my nose and tip the food out I suspect - so she shuffles forward I move her back manage to get a mouthful of food in her mouth and then she shuffles forward again.
Alright so she's only a baby - and can't do anything but put her messy hands on me - but it's really hard to feed her when she's trying to jump on me.
** She's got me ARRGH

