Bloggy Hell
The weekend...well what I remember at least!
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I have yet again neglected my blog, but what a hectic few days I've had, and now I'm suffering beyond belief, with one hell of a hangover, self inflicted, so no sympathy, I know, and I've lost my voice to. I'm currently growling at everyone that comes to close to me, not good! I woke up at 5am on Saturday morning, was over excited from a baby clothing shopping expedition on Friday, my god soooooo cute! Then I watched big brother, don't worry I won't go on about that just yet, will save it for another time, when my head isn't so sore. Anyway, I was up at the ungodly hour of 5am, I must have had about three hours sleep. I quite like the early mornings though, when everyone else is still asleep, I have a thing for crumpets at the moment, so I went to the all night garage and got some at about 7ish, hehe, yummy! Then I cleaned, don't ask me why, but I like cleaning, it is thinking time, and I like that feeling when you see everything looking lovely afterwards, ahhh! Then it was time for the gym, I'm finally getting back into it again, yay! So as it was the meal that night, I decided that I'd get a nap in the afternoon, but it just wasn't meant to be, due to my shoe fetish. Early afternoon I remembered these shoes that I'd saw while baby shopping the previous day, and I just wanted them so bad, that I forgot sleeping, though I slept in the car on the way there, and got my lovely pink shoes! OMG! How gorgeous, and I got a bag to, I just can't resist bags and shoes, I don't know what's wrong with me, especially pink bags and shoes, yummy! My gorgeous new pink shoes are now ruined however, due to a flood in the womens toilets of the club, not a happy chicken! I'm gazing lovingly at my bag now, awww!
The meal wasn't brilliant, Melanies family are insane, but funny. I like them, and since I've known them since I was a little kid, they are like a second family to me to. We went to a Spanish restaurant, all I have to say is ewwwww, well that maybe slightly harsh but my god it wasn't very nice, and hmm, yeh enough of that I think. Jacks only stayed for the meal and then went home, which was kind of sad, but she's ready to pop, I'm still so excited about baby Mason! We went for a few drinks somewhere else, then Katy had to go to, was weird, they are usually out with us, and now they have kids and stuff, madness! So then we went into town and met up with the rest of Mels insane family, her cousins and their sex starved friends, grrr! There was one who was engaged, but seemed to have it in his head that he was going to try and get off with anyone before he actually got married, all i have to say is desperation is not an attractive quality at all. When I go out, the best part is dancing, I love it, forget getting drunk, or anything else, just let me on the dance floor to shake my thang, and I'm more than happy. That does not mean I want random blokes grabbing on my ass, why do they think that's ok? I tell you men really irritated me last night, they all seemed just really pervy and enjoyed talking at your tits, and would not take NO for an answer, grrr. Mels Boyfy works at Jabez Clegg, so we went there, three rooms of different music, variety is the spice of life, so if you didnt like the music in one room you moved to the other. Mels cousin John was hilarious, he's gay and just so fem, he had a camera and was filming us all, sooooo funny, it was his birthday and he was slaughtered. Me and Sam ruled the dance floor, hehe, no one could touch us, haha, was a wicked night! Though I got bullied for being little, not nice! A note to women though, always take your makeup off before you pass out, or you'll wake up like me and scare yourself half to death, and to make it even worse I had my hair up and all curly, so I looked like Medusa's ugly sister, not pretty!
Even though it's been a good weekend so far, I'm missing Kermit, he's gone away, and I just want my Kermit back! I just want to give him a big hug and tell him how adorable he is. I think I've been a bit of a pain recently (you can deny that in a comment sweety) but he's gone away this weekend, and I just miss him, he's my best friend and I can tell him anything, and I miss telling him the little stuff, and having a giggle with him, and all last night when these pervy blokes were trying it on, I was just thinking to myself I want my Kermit
. Theres not even a comparison, he's just to lovely for words. Things have been a little strained as they usually are when we don't spend to much time together, but we can sort that out, I'll just be glad to have him back.
So that's my weekend so far, and it's not over yet, with the bank holiday we have another day, yay! So I shall keep you updated, and just so you know, if this blog seems odd, it's because I've been interupted about 50 times while writing it, so sorry! Hope you all had a wicked weekend, bye bye xxxx
The meal wasn't brilliant, Melanies family are insane, but funny. I like them, and since I've known them since I was a little kid, they are like a second family to me to. We went to a Spanish restaurant, all I have to say is ewwwww, well that maybe slightly harsh but my god it wasn't very nice, and hmm, yeh enough of that I think. Jacks only stayed for the meal and then went home, which was kind of sad, but she's ready to pop, I'm still so excited about baby Mason! We went for a few drinks somewhere else, then Katy had to go to, was weird, they are usually out with us, and now they have kids and stuff, madness! So then we went into town and met up with the rest of Mels insane family, her cousins and their sex starved friends, grrr! There was one who was engaged, but seemed to have it in his head that he was going to try and get off with anyone before he actually got married, all i have to say is desperation is not an attractive quality at all. When I go out, the best part is dancing, I love it, forget getting drunk, or anything else, just let me on the dance floor to shake my thang, and I'm more than happy. That does not mean I want random blokes grabbing on my ass, why do they think that's ok? I tell you men really irritated me last night, they all seemed just really pervy and enjoyed talking at your tits, and would not take NO for an answer, grrr. Mels Boyfy works at Jabez Clegg, so we went there, three rooms of different music, variety is the spice of life, so if you didnt like the music in one room you moved to the other. Mels cousin John was hilarious, he's gay and just so fem, he had a camera and was filming us all, sooooo funny, it was his birthday and he was slaughtered. Me and Sam ruled the dance floor, hehe, no one could touch us, haha, was a wicked night! Though I got bullied for being little, not nice! A note to women though, always take your makeup off before you pass out, or you'll wake up like me and scare yourself half to death, and to make it even worse I had my hair up and all curly, so I looked like Medusa's ugly sister, not pretty!
Even though it's been a good weekend so far, I'm missing Kermit, he's gone away, and I just want my Kermit back! I just want to give him a big hug and tell him how adorable he is. I think I've been a bit of a pain recently (you can deny that in a comment sweety) but he's gone away this weekend, and I just miss him, he's my best friend and I can tell him anything, and I miss telling him the little stuff, and having a giggle with him, and all last night when these pervy blokes were trying it on, I was just thinking to myself I want my Kermit
. Theres not even a comparison, he's just to lovely for words. Things have been a little strained as they usually are when we don't spend to much time together, but we can sort that out, I'll just be glad to have him back.So that's my weekend so far, and it's not over yet, with the bank holiday we have another day, yay! So I shall keep you updated, and just so you know, if this blog seems odd, it's because I've been interupted about 50 times while writing it, so sorry! Hope you all had a wicked weekend, bye bye xxxx
Must admit, am quite jealous of ur weekend, sounded waay more fun than mine, and I'm need of some serious retail therapy myself..your new shoes sound lovely...mmm shoes...
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, you'll look great in your own clown outfit! It seems everyone around me is having babies at the moment but they are so cute when they aren't puking and shitting on you!