Important lessons that EVERYONE should know.

Important crap that ive learned... most were acquired in grade school.

from JoeUser Forums
Well, over my incredibly long lifetime, ive learned a LOT of lessons... The ones posted are some of the most important ones, i think.

1. Never run with SHARP scissors- running with those rounded-tip ones are ok, tho. :)

2. dont sleep with gum in your mouth!! It usually ends up in your hair... and it SUCKS.

3. Dont eat 3 bananas and then walk outside into a cloud of mosquitoes... painful and irritating results.

4. Dont drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.... youll end up hurling.

5. dont chew your nails. This is not a very good source of protein, and you usually get nail polish flakes mixed in... yuck.

6. Dont play beauty parlor with your barbies or your cat. For me, both ended up with VERY short haircuts.

7. Dont put things in lightsockets..... ZAP... times like 50.

8. dont take Vicks cough syrup on a school night... you dont wake up very easily. this also goes for benedril, and robitussin.

9. Dont drive with a blindfold on, no matter HOW inticing it sounds.... NOT a good idea.

10. it is DEFINITELY not funny to flush money down the toilet... Or eat soap... soap is REALLY gross... i know from experience. Really.


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
ha ha I would love driving with a blindfold on!! oh something you forgot! don't pretend to rob a bank with squirt guns and absolutely no walking in the rain while wearing a white t shirt
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You left out the most important one; never drink your bath water.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
umm... do you mean to say that you've done all that stuff?! i mean these are all lessons from YOUR life right? holy crap, mayn!

honestly, i've done all of those in some form except for #9... that just sounds whack. i mean, what did you do, have you friend in the passenger seat going, "okay, slightly to the left now... oh! a little right... "

or is this not REALLY from your life? lol. XD

dude, when i take vicks i walk into things... its horrible. i hate sickness.

here's the cool thing... when i did #7... i was in electronics class and we were supposed to be doing it. lol.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I dont know who rawrthemagicaltiger is, but I dont think that white shirt one is something to totally avoid ^_^. I fairly agree with all of them. but but i wanted to drive with a blind fold!

~Nick