Murphy Strikes Yet Again

It figures

from JoeUser Forums
It had to happen. And you know what? I'm not even a little surprised.

Last night I walked over to the grocery to stock up on food that I can heat in the microwave. I bought enough to tide me over for a few days. Just a few minutes ago the generator that supplies the power for my microwave took a shit. Figures. The belt is shredded. No power, no heat, no nothing. So now I have a stock of food but no microwave in which to heat it.

I really can't afford it but if I am spending another night in this mud hole I am going to walk the mile to the closest bar and have a couple of beers. I'll worry about eating tomorrow.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh, that sucks balls.

~Zoo

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh, that sucks balls.


~Zoo




Yeah that's kinda what I thought too.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sucks, sucks! Hope you manage to have a great birthday anyway M!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sucks, sucks! Hope you manage to have a great birthday anyway M!


Thanks
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pick yer self up a little hottie, tell her it's yer B day and yer wanna get laid.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Murphy is definitely not on strike!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

If it wasn't for bad luck,  I'd have no luck at all... 

hey guy,  that really did suck!  hope they got some pizza at the bar!  or sandwiches...

take care

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pick yer self up a little hottie, tell her it's yer B day and yer wanna get laid.

Yes, pick up a nice little hottie, sweet talk her , tell her it's your b-day and when she all ready to rock and roll and tells you you can have anything you want, just say,"Cool .. can I borrow your microwave?"
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

tell her it's your b-day and when she all ready to rock and roll and tells you you can have anything you want, just say,"Cool .. can I borrow your microwave?"

Now that's smooth.

~Zoo

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ouch.  Really sorry to read about these problems Mason.  Hopefully you can find a working Microwave to use somewhere close, if not at least find yourself a nice hot meal at a fair price.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
That bastard Murphy... When you see him next, smack him in the chops for me too, mate.

Oh yeah, if you found a hottie, you probably wouldn't need the microwave. You could warm your tucker up on her
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
You could warm your tucker up on her


Damn, that sounds dirty as hell, and oh so satisfying.   

~Zoo
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks all. I finally moved from where I was and I'll be damned if there wasn't a bar right next door to the truckstop I pulled into. Had a few free beers and a couple of free shots.

There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety.

Drink more beer.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn, that sounds dirty as hell, and oh so satisfying


I suppose I should have said 'tucker' is Australian slang for food. But I'm glad it tickled you anyway.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety.

Drink more beer

Beer!  The answer to most of life's problems.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety.

Drink more beer.


There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety.

Drink more beer

Beer!  The answer to most of life's problems.



I wound up rolling after all, but did manage to stop for a couple a couple of hours out of Spokane.