The Need To Get Laid Hard

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The back and hip have been bothering me a lot after 6 weeks on the road. This afternoon it was really annoying me so I decided that I needed to be laying down to try and ease things a bit. I tried the couch but that just wasn't nearly firm enough and made it worse. I tried the bed but that still wasn't good enough, so I tried the living room floor.

Ahhhhhhhh. That did the trick. I laid on the carpet with a pillow under my knees for a little while, stretching my back as far as possible. I stayed there for about 30 minutes or so and it really helped a lot. Maybe I need one of those gravity, hang upside down sort of things to stretch out my spine. Kinda hang like a bat for a while.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Just in time for Halloween,  Mason the human bat! 

Seriously though,  hope ya feel better soon  

Getting space between those vertebraes sure helps!

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: ModeratemanPosted: Friday, October 05, 2007
You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.

:0  omg,  the dirty ole man is back!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Just in time for Halloween,  Mason the human bat! 


Seriously though,  hope ya feel better soon  


Getting space between those vertebraes sure helps!




Thanks
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


Couldn't hurt
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: ModeratemanPosted: Friday, October 05, 2007
You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


:0  omg,  the dirty ole man is back!




Ain't it great?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


I've been telling him that for a while now! LOL! Go get laid M...I thought you were about to say you did!LOL!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


I've been telling him that for a while now! LOL! Go get laid M...I thought you were about to say you did!LOL!


Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.

Couldn't hurt

Hey, there was a cat lady in the D.C. area (80 years old or something like that) with 70 cats in her home.  The authorities came in and took 'em away.  I'm sure some of them would volunteer

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


Couldn't hurt


Hey, there was a cat lady in the D.C. area (80 years old or something like that) with 70 cats in her home.  The authorities came in and took 'em away.  I'm sure some of them would volunteer




Not without some sweet and sour sauce.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


This is what I expected when I clicked on this...and I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.   


~Zoo
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

You need some P*ssy to help loosen the back muscles up.


This is what I expected when I clicked on this...and I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.   


~Zoo


We aim to please
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Try doing the "cat stretch" yoga. Lie on the ground and support the upper part of your body with your arms. Slowly throw your legs behind and stretch till the calf muscles ache. Dothis a few times and see the difference.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Or you could always just rustle up a blow job somewhere. The lot lizards will bless you, hehe.


Lot lizard? Not a chance. *shudder*
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
You did it again... Sucked me straight in with you title, you did. Anyway, hope your back is feeling better or at least not bugging you. Back aches are a pain in the... well, the back   
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

You did it again... Sucked me straight in with you title, you did. Anyway, hope your back is feeling better or at least not bugging you. Back aches are a pain in the... well, the back   


Thanks. Yeah it's feeling a bit better now that I've had some decent rest.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Cant top MM, so I will just say, I came, I read, I laughed!

And hope the back and hip are easing up on you.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

Cant top MM, so I will just say, I came, I read, I laughed!


And hope the back and hip are easing up on you.




Thanks