Just like me, they long to see, Dick Cheney

Songs from your nightmares..

from JoeUser Forums

My wife and I had a great time last night. One of my co-workers got married and it was a great night. They had a terrific reception with good music, dancing, etc. My wife and I boogied all night together.

But the guy who got hitched, he's our lead cartoonist on The Political Machine. We realized yesterday that we don't have an image of Dick Cheney in the game. During the reception, they were asking people to sing a song to get them to kiss.

Here's what I came up with: (sung to "Close to you")

Why do betas suddenly seem late
When the image, misses the date.
Just like me, they long to see, Dick Cheney.
La...lal la la....Dick Cheney.

Needless to say, I do not have a good singing voice. ;)

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have had terrible mental images before, but this was the first bad mental *sound* I have ever had..... oy vey that sucks Stick to the software gig Brad.... or at least require a five drink minimum for the crowd before you croon!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Like fingernails on a chalkboard, so is Brad's voice (in my imagination, anyway).


Glad to hear you let your hair down a bit!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
It could be worse... I read the title and instead got Eminem rapping it.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
yikes!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
And reading the body, my mind still tried to wedge it into one of Slim Shady's songs... yikes indeed.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was wondering why Cheney wasn't in the game.