the cranky old womans' internet dictionary
(aka surviving the infer-mation age)
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welcome to the cranky old woman’s' internet dictionary ... or should i say dicktionary ?. doubtless this will help you navigate the brave new world of the internet, and still keep yourself nice 
badmin - (bad-min): any reactionary or nasty article/post directed at any site admin solely because they don't agree with everything you say.
blahketing - (blah-kerr-ting): annoying tendency of some bloggers to make a comment in someone elses' article as a marketing tool via posting a link to their own article after making the vaguest of references to yours.
commeant - (comm-meant): a comment or post that is specifically meant to upset someone.
communichate - (comm-you-nick-hate): violent online clashes between otherwise beneign people caused by being "taken the wrong way" in a blog or forum post.
contradicktion - (con-tra-dick-shun): blogger who is such a dick that they attack an opinion (or the author if it) for no apparent reason other than to take opposing views, and then hurl insults and launch a personal attack.
delaytionship - (de-lay-shun-ship): a long-distance (or internet) relationship plagued by mismatched moods and desires due to the time differences in the respective locations of the participants.
dicktionary - (dik-shun-air-ee): interesting new phenomenon of lists of "men" who are "dicks". (entrance requirements appear to be any man who does anything at all other than breathe and sit still. oh wait, them too). Link
geneius - (jean-ee-us): person born with the unfortunate genetic personality traits of stupidly and highly inflated self-importance.
inferdelity - (in-fer-dell-ah-tee): the infidelity that may not actually be infidelity at all (aka that thing you may or may not be doing with that msn user named "hotstuff" whilst your significant other is asleep).
infermation - (in-fer-may-shun): (a) dodgy "facts" obtained from random websites and used in support of stupid online arguments; or (b) temptation to imply that one is more attractive than one actually is because the person you are communicating with cannot see you.
intellhecktual - (in-tell-heck-shoe-al): otherwise intelligent person who negates their own point by using superfluous profanity.
log - (log): residue left when initially enthusiastic (but ultimately short lived) blogger abandons their weblog.
moregasm - (more-gaz-em): what occurs when the desire for someone is horribly multiplied by the impossibility of ever touching them.
pouncellor - (pown-sell-or): blogger or forum member with a "pet subject" who pounces on any post even remotely related to said subject with a lighting speed 15-line-vomit-of-a "counselling" post.
showfile - (show-fye-al): the incredibly flattering profile photographs posted by most online community members.
ps: yes, i am very bored. hehe ... this is a work in progress, and contributions are MOST welcome
mig XX
badmin - (bad-min): any reactionary or nasty article/post directed at any site admin solely because they don't agree with everything you say.
blahketing - (blah-kerr-ting): annoying tendency of some bloggers to make a comment in someone elses' article as a marketing tool via posting a link to their own article after making the vaguest of references to yours.
commeant - (comm-meant): a comment or post that is specifically meant to upset someone.
communichate - (comm-you-nick-hate): violent online clashes between otherwise beneign people caused by being "taken the wrong way" in a blog or forum post.
contradicktion - (con-tra-dick-shun): blogger who is such a dick that they attack an opinion (or the author if it) for no apparent reason other than to take opposing views, and then hurl insults and launch a personal attack.
delaytionship - (de-lay-shun-ship): a long-distance (or internet) relationship plagued by mismatched moods and desires due to the time differences in the respective locations of the participants.
dicktionary - (dik-shun-air-ee): interesting new phenomenon of lists of "men" who are "dicks". (entrance requirements appear to be any man who does anything at all other than breathe and sit still. oh wait, them too). Link
geneius - (jean-ee-us): person born with the unfortunate genetic personality traits of stupidly and highly inflated self-importance.
inferdelity - (in-fer-dell-ah-tee): the infidelity that may not actually be infidelity at all (aka that thing you may or may not be doing with that msn user named "hotstuff" whilst your significant other is asleep).
infermation - (in-fer-may-shun): (a) dodgy "facts" obtained from random websites and used in support of stupid online arguments; or (b) temptation to imply that one is more attractive than one actually is because the person you are communicating with cannot see you.
intellhecktual - (in-tell-heck-shoe-al): otherwise intelligent person who negates their own point by using superfluous profanity.
log - (log): residue left when initially enthusiastic (but ultimately short lived) blogger abandons their weblog.
moregasm - (more-gaz-em): what occurs when the desire for someone is horribly multiplied by the impossibility of ever touching them.
pouncellor - (pown-sell-or): blogger or forum member with a "pet subject" who pounces on any post even remotely related to said subject with a lighting speed 15-line-vomit-of-a "counselling" post.
showfile - (show-fye-al): the incredibly flattering profile photographs posted by most online community members.
ps: yes, i am very bored. hehe ... this is a work in progress, and contributions are MOST welcome
mig XX
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