Who is JAFO?...the answer will terrify you.

Yes,we all think we know Jafo...

Spelling,grammar whiz.Lucid commenting style.Skinning knowledge beyond mere mortals.Kinda like everyones big brother...hmmmmmmmmmmm.

In a flash of cyberspace insight it came to me...Jafo is the ARCHITECT of the MATRIX!

I'm taking my red pill man...disconnecting...fight the illusion...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Oh NO!Men in black suits and stylish sunglasses!They...all look like...ZOOMBA!

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I always thought he \ it was a Smartbot??   

nah... there's no way Jafo is human.. No way I tell ya !!!   

  
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I'm taking my red pill man


sure it wasn't your medication
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Hey, IR, what are you on, man? Whatever it is, me thinks I'll try some as well
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*lets out a blood curdling scream * then runs in the opposite direction..........  
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Jafo is the last hoarcrux!
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nah... there's no way Jafo is human.. No way I tell ya !!!



yep here...




without sunglasses and headphone kit..
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I.R., you've been in space to long, bring that ship back to port.  
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There's nothing to see here, all is as it should be.

 

Now, please look into this light for a moment

 

*flash*

Your name is Melvin, and you're a goat herder from Southern Florida.  Your like the color green, and you have no recollection of "Jafo".

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Sorry Zoomba i'm from an other planet this couldn't works for me
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Darn it....me cover is blown.....

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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.....BUT NO ONE WOULD EVER LISTEN....
ZOOMBA HAD ME TOTALLY FOOLED.
WHERE IS MY PILL?
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Darn it....me cover is blown..


Not to worry, Jafo, we're all pink on the inside....
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Darn it....me cover is blown.....



yes little purple but good..

JAFO:
Jade
Alien
From
Orion
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JAFO
Just Another Funloving OVERSEER


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jafo's the worse kind of an alien he's Australian...*runs* then stops then thinks to self *leave a doz of fosters that'll keep him occupied so i can make my escape haha saved again & did'nt need a pixie caramel (hopes jafo's seen the old pixie caramel advert from way back so he'll get that part of the joke)

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After escaping to,*cough*,'Xion'through the maintenance tunnels...have joined whats left of the free humans.We managed to hack partway into the machineworld(Stardock)mainframe.

Agent Zoomba has detailed files on all of you.Take care and stay low...or you may find your lifestyle code rewritten and wake up working in Michigan.

What do you think happened to Treetog,MikeB,Hippy,Tiggz,Danillo...?Skinners go missing all the time...they were too close to the TRUTH!

OH SHIT!Sentinels!...dropping below broadcast depth...we will be back for you...if your ready............oh,by the way,life aint really that green...thats just Frogboys favorite color.
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sure it wasn't your medication


  
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JAFO = Jenuine Australian From Oz.

jafo's the worse kind of an alien he's Australian...


'Ere, that's not nice....just cos Oz is full of foreigners to you, don't mean to say it is for us.

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Reply #19 Starkers


'Ere, that's not nice....just cos Oz is full of foreigners to you, don't mean to say it is for us.


Full of Foreigners ?? don't you mean kiwi's,hehehe if i moved over there it'd be like i never left home
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Darn it....me cover is blown.....


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Reply #19 Starkers


'Ere, that's not nice....just cos Oz is full of foreigners to you, don't mean to say it is for us.


Full of Foreigners ?? don't you mean kiwi's,hehehe if i moved over there it'd be like i never left home



Im sorry, there is a lot more sheep in NZ than in AUS. Baaaaaa! All Blacks are great, but GREEN n GOLD rules!!!!!!

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Full of Foreigners ?? don't you mean kiwi's,hehehe if i moved over there it'd be like i never left home


Be sure to switch the light off before you leave....and it's usually around about here a good Aussie 'd tell ya to bring yer own sheep, but I won't...cos a good Kiwi never leaves home without one, right!
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yep.....sooner or later.....they usually end up over here.....  
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Darn it....me cover is blown.....

Blown cover....

Does this mean that your tinfoil hat is up for grabs?!