I'm A Dirty Old Man
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I went over to Appleby's for dinner. While there I noticed they had a new server. She was about 5 foot nothing, had that deep red auburn hair that you just can't get from a bottle, and a slightly turned up nose that I found adorable. Adorable is a good word. That's what came to my mind looking at her. Adorable. I'd guess that she was, at best, 21 or 22 years old, and actually looked younger.
The bartender told me her name was Reagan (sp?). An apt name for her look. I have to admit that I have always been attracted to smaller women. By smaller I don't necessarily mean thinner, but rather just smaller. Shorter women have always been more attractive to me than taller ones. She was both shorter and less than plump. Like I said, adorable. She put me in mind of the perfect Irish lass. I was smitten at once.
Of course she never gave me a second look. Why would she? I'm a middle aged fart who was in college when she was in diapers. But damn did I find her attractive. I feel like the proverbial dirty old man. I even thought about shaving off my beard just to look younger. Like that would actually make a difference. LOL
Ah well. Such is life I suppose. We are usually attracted to that which is out of our reach or is just not right for us. I could never actually have a relationship with someone so much younger than myself as we would have nothing at all in common, but an old fool can still fall for a cutie now and then.
The bartender told me her name was Reagan (sp?). An apt name for her look. I have to admit that I have always been attracted to smaller women. By smaller I don't necessarily mean thinner, but rather just smaller. Shorter women have always been more attractive to me than taller ones. She was both shorter and less than plump. Like I said, adorable. She put me in mind of the perfect Irish lass. I was smitten at once.
Of course she never gave me a second look. Why would she? I'm a middle aged fart who was in college when she was in diapers. But damn did I find her attractive. I feel like the proverbial dirty old man. I even thought about shaving off my beard just to look younger. Like that would actually make a difference. LOL
Ah well. Such is life I suppose. We are usually attracted to that which is out of our reach or is just not right for us. I could never actually have a relationship with someone so much younger than myself as we would have nothing at all in common, but an old fool can still fall for a cutie now and then.
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