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MM Bitches about Joeuser

MM Bitches about Joeuser

 Yeh now we know I am starting to feel better, I have several bones to pick with the powers that be of Joeuser.

Bitch one, I am getting no where near the points I deserve from comments made on my blogs.Unless someone with a lot of juice is trolling me over and over again I do not get how I can go to bed, with say 100 points, come back the next day see 18 replies on differing articles and still have 100 points!

Bitch two, What do I have to do to get featured? I have not been featured for near six months now. why? I have written several pretty good articles, My one on the Anti-Christ for one and my most recent one on the U.N.

Bitch three. Joeuser is acting wonky as hell, I get cannot connect to server when I am connected and just commented on someone else's article, what's up with that?

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Everyones doing the Conga!

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He's not! He 'snot?

Almost at 100.....
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yikes waking up to some of these images almost makes me want to e-mail boogers out of love of course to each and everyone of you lovely people.
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Being featured, in my experience, has a lot more to do with Brad and the other's daily schedule and what time you post your article. If they don't see it, they don't post it. If it is older and they discover it, they generally don't post it.

If there is any favoritism, it would just be from knowing particular names that usually crank out stuff worthy of the front page. Getting their attention is no different than getting anyone else's. The more apt they are to find stuff that interests them on your blog ON AVERAGE, the more apt your name is to stand out when they are scanning JU in the short time they have to do it.

That's why when people do a ton of personal articles, and then write a really shining one, the shining one doesn't often get featured. Frankly, I think it happens here a LOT more than it would other places. I see personal blogs and blogs from people who I wouldn't consider to be 'mass-appeal' on the front page all the time.

One other thing, if you start feeling funny about it, and see that there hasn't been anything new posted in a day or two, then it isn't like you were passed over, they just haven't gotten around to it.

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SPEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://sixty-six.org/images/zeke_vomit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sixty-six.org/index.php%3Fshow%3D0,02,2005&h=430&w=430&sz=44&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=Wvp0JXSWXRcEXM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPEOPLE%2BVOMITING%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

this is not for the faint hearted.
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SPEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


The pic on the link was so graphic I could smell it!!
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Reply By: little-whipPosted: Sunday, May 06, 2007
What, nobody liked my puke cookie?

how could anyone like a puke cookie?

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Just in keeping with my bitch a thon today so far 11 may 6th responces from other people on various blogs, total points to me 05. How does that work>? hmmmmmm?
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I know it's
Reply #64
BTW, Dr. Guy is an equal opportunity reader and if you know Dr. Guy is reading of my exploits, then you must be tooo.......hmmmmn. Interesting.


Naw, she is just my groupie. She cant stand that I dont give too poops in a chute for her, so she has to see what responses of mine she can take out of context and make a flame blog out of.



Doc, are you addressing ME with this comment?

hard, I know you wish you were somebody's favorite, and I know you feel you deserve more, so much more, than what life puts on your plate.


God you sound just like my older sister! I am somebody's favorite, myself, and after that, my son. I was also my mom's favorite, and other people, those you don't know and never will. Not all goes on my blog .....

Life has been wonderful to me, I'm humbled by how much I have. Once an Aunt of mine said "it hurts to be poor doesn't it? I suppose you'd like to be rich". I replied that I AM rich, rich in character, have the moon and stars, the velvety blue skies of evening, I can hear birds singing, see sunrises, sunsets, touch touch silky fabrics or the silky hair of a pet".

Life has filled my plate to overflowing with good things.

Oh sure I love to get free things. Why not? I give too. More than ever goes into my blog. I imagine this summer I'll be able to give back even more than I have already. Volunteering is and has been a favorite thing of mine. Marcie does it, Dharma does it, so does Doc. and others that blog here. Life is give and take lw, and you can be as rude as you want, you can't take away my happiness and delight in everyday life and all it has to offer.


Remember, dear, no matter where you go, there you are. You seem to have problems with almost everyone you encounter, both here and in 'real life.


You're the one that has an impossible time keeping a job, being friends with neighbors, other than those that you sell your pain killers to, buy weed from, and in general can relate only to low lifes in your neighborhood, cept for kathy and Nicole. I'm known for ability to make friends easily, and keep them over time. About the only thing you're right about is the fact that I like to be loved, I believe it's healthy to love and to want to be loved, and being as I was a child of abuse, as were you, I also look for approval, in the writing field. If I don't get that, it hurts, sure, however there's much more in life than points, being featured, and getting lots of replies. For someone who says they don't care about being featured and getting points, why bring up the fact that I don't have a lot of replies? It must be something of importance to you if you think it's some kind of a triumph if I don't have any and you seem to think it'll hurt me if you rub my nose in it. I enjoy hearing from bloggers if they want to comment on articles, however if they don't comment I don't go out in the garden and eat worms for crying out loud.

I blog for many reasons, to record my life for my family, and to show myself how my life is growing and changing. There's been many changes in my life and how I view things and how things do and don't affect me. Recording these changes is life affirming.

Cat hair? oh some. Not a lot, as she gets groomed everyday. She's pretty silky and sleek right now.


You DO have a difficult time controlling your behavior don't you?!


Not at all, m'dear. In fact, it takes great restraint to execute a proper mini-roast without violating any ToU, which I have obviously suceeded in doing since we have not one, but two admins posting on the same thread and neither of them found cause to chastise me for what I wrote.

I've always been a brinkster, honey, and your snide little remarks aren't going to change that. So sorry! (not.)


Like I said, you have a difficult time controlling your behavior. Yes, I've noticed that the Admin. hasn't chastised you, why would they? If MM wants this to end, I guess he'd say something to both of us like he has in the past. I still think it's in bad taste for you to start this when all I did was comment on his blog.

I'm NOT "your honey" and my remarks are statements of fact.

You can think whatever you like, but I think that you don't think often enough, or hard enough, or any deeper than is required to resolve the age-old question, "Do I plant zuccinni or eggplant this year?"


I don't care what you think, you haven't finished high school, much less have eduation beyond that. Your behavior screams for attention that is of the Jerry Springer nature, outrageous, low intelligence, and the kind that makes one just shake their head in disbelief at how "far out there" some people get.

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BTW, supposedly the site is supposed to be rewritten in .NET which should clean up things a lot. This project is supposed to start in the next few weeks actually.

The original home page system was supposed to be automated. The items that got above a certain threshold of points in the first 24 hours would get featured. But the gaming of the points system meant we'd have to have someone more dedicated to moderating and coding to prevent it.

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DraginolMay 6, 2007 21:19:51


BTW, supposedly the site is supposed to be rewritten in .NET which should clean up things a lot. This project is supposed to start in the next few weeks actually.
The original home page system was supposed to be automated. The items that got above a certain threshold of points in the first 24 hours would get featured. But the gaming of the points system meant we'd have to have someone more dedicated to moderating and coding to prevent it.


I thank you for the time, money and effort you and the gang at stardock put into joeuser.

I know I bitch, but heck, It makes things interesting time to time.
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Trudy and Little Whip it seems to me your arguing goes on and on - there are no winners in your games

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And this is any of your business?

Get between us, sweety, and you'll see who the real loser is.


As for my business, well you are airing your panties in the public, and it is an open forum to users?

The cartoon says what I have to say on the subject i.e fighting, bickering and arguing is pointless.

I will not engage in an argument if you start one because you think I want to come between you or because you might lack good humor. I find life more enjoyable without warring. I therefore try to remain in good humor at all times. I like to smile and I like to laugh and if I can encourage others to do the same, then I do so.



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Move along, Move along, nothing to see here.
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And todays bitch is........ ( replies left by other people on this and the anti-christ blog. dated may 7th... points when I went to bed last night ending in 106... still at 106
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(Citizen)little-whipMay 7, 2007 11:39:14


Ahh well, I still love ya, ya big Hebe.

I'd love ya even if ye were pointless.


as I love you my sixsa {sp?} geeze what kinda Jew am I? I am not sure how to spell sixsa. sheeeeshhhh. Tell Simon, Simon says meowwwwww.
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At least ya didn't call me a goy!


(Citizen)little-whipMay 7, 2007 12:47:09



you explained to me what the connotations of "GOY" meant and asked I refrain from using it, I hear and obey my friend.

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Reply • Quote (Citizen)little-whipMay 7, 2007 14:16:24


As it happens with ethnic stereotypes for "not one of us" in various cultures, a stereotype of a goy, as expressed in Jewish humor, bears derogatory elements, e.g., as Hillel Halkin writes: "A stereotypical goy acts blindly; a stereotypical Jew thinks before acting," when commenting on skit of Jack Benny: when a mugger comes upon him: "your money or your life", and prods him with the gun, he protests "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!"


Jack Benny could bring me to my knees with laughter with just a look... truly a lost art form with the new comedy.
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Reply By: little-whipPosted: Monday, May 07, 2007
Jack Benny would have been excoriated for telling such a joke these days, Elie, labeled a racist, bigoted anti-Semite, sued into bankruptcy, and forever shunned from public life.

When did we as a species lose the ability to laugh at ourselves? It IS a funny joke, but since it plays on the stereotype of the money-grubbing Jew, it wouldn't play for today's audiences.

What a sad state of affairs.


(psst, wanna go fer 200 here?)

since Benny is a JEW it might be hard to label him an anti-Semite. although I am sure some liberal organization would die trying.

sure what is the 200$ question

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Cat hair? oh some. Not a lot, as she gets groomed everyday. She's pretty silky and sleek right now.


I'm sure she is. But I've also noticed you completely ignored the single question I asked in regards to your beloved pet. You know, the one you were trying to pawn off on your son not three days after you got her. I'll ask the question again---what happened with all that? Did he turn ya down and leave you stuck with something that sheds, meows, and demands food and affection on her own terms rather than yours? Poor trudy!

You seem really obsessed over whether or not my son would like to take Chanel home with him.  First,  I wasn't trying to pawn her off on him.  Those are your words and your take on it.  He's a cat person,  I'm a dyed in the wool dog person,  and we both love most animals.  Dogs shed, bark, need food and water,  and love to get affection too,  on ANY terms.  So whether Chanel sheds, meows, purrs, needs food and water,  just the basic stuff,  including vet care,  is neither her nor there. 

My son isn't wanting just yet to take on the responsibilty of ownership of a pet.  If he did want Chanel he could have her as she's already spayed and de-clawed and I'd help him by picking up the vet bills

 

  If he does get a cat,  he'd probably want a kitten,  with blue eyes,  short white hair,  and one he's hand-picked. The last part is my opinion,  nothing more.  However I DO happen to know what he likes in cats as he's pointed those kind out to me before. 

I'm sure all SORTS of people do it. I'm equally certain that MANY who do never breathe a word about it, preferring not to toot their own horn

Unlike you and what you did for Nicole and Kathy,  right?

  It's been brought up before,  in my defense by others,  that many of the bloggers here talk about their volunteering.  Had you bothered to read ALL of my article about "Jail & Bail Days",  you'd have read about the bldg. that the event was held in,  the history of the town,  and other things I included.  You just grabbed the article and used it to find fault with me.  Many socialites that do good have their pictures in the newspapers,  same for stars,  because their well known faces help sell tickets,  bring in the money for children, and sick adults.  Writing about the American Cancer Society and the "Jail & Bail Days" as I did,  with links to the town's history and location,  explanations of what it is and how it works,  complete with a silly picture of me in a "jail getup" helps to inform the public and maybe even encourage others to want to participate. 

Try it sometime,  it's fun and you get to call all your friends to "bail you out of jail",  you can call anyone anywhere,  as long as you raise money for the Cancer Society.  

I QUIT my job, remember? Of course you do...and this remark is just another transparent example of your attempts to manipulate public opinion towards me in a detrimental fashion.

Of course I remember you "quit" your job,  after being accuse of ?swearing?  or using inappropriate lanuage? or course you wouldn't do that, right?  I don't have to try to manipulate public opinion towards you, in a detrimental fashion or otherwise.  People that have met you or known you,  even gotten to know you through your writing know what you're about.   Your past speaks for itself.  The past repeats itself,  and we're creatures of habit.  If one wants to know what to expect from someone,  look to their past.  Simple.

I didn't finish high-school...IN high school. I did, however, take my GED the year after I dropped out, and followed that up with 2 years of college. Once again, you demonstrate your manipulativeness with efforts to take a single part of a story and pretend it's the whole story.

I wasn't aware of that,  congrats.  That isn't what you said though, to a blogger that asked us just a year ago what level of education we have....which is the truth?

 

the fact that I sound just like your older sister is a compliment, and I thank you for it!

Then I would have to say I've pegged you pretty accurately, which demonstrates my amazing insight, my ability to read through the fluff and bullshit and see you for the self-pitying, resentful, and petulant little troll you really are.
I think the people you hung with "back when" taught you well how twist words,  and be a hate monger.  

The fact that you sound just like my older sister isn't a compliment,  since you don't know her,  at all,  you wouldn't have any idea from the git go what she's like.   

Yep,  I'm made of fluff at times,  least some of the articles I've posted are.  Bullshit?  I haven't lied if that's what you mean.  Don't need to.  Resentful?  Yep at times I've been that.  Not a lot though.  Self-pitying?  Yes I sure have.  You haven't walked a mile in my moccasins so I doubt if you could be empathetic or understanding,  simply because you don't care about me and why would you? 

The negative things I TRULY am you haven't seen nor have I written about.  Why would I?  I have to deal with my demons alone.  Troll?  Me a troll?  Naw,  they live in the forest under bridges,  and those that know me,  or care about me,  know better.  As do I.

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Reply By: Poison5Posted: Monday, May 07, 2007
Trudy and Little Whip it seems to me your arguing goes on and on - there are no winners in your games

Ya know,  you're absolutely right Poison. 

It's actually taxing, stating facts only to have them twisted into something else. 

I love that you too have spoke your mind here.