Joe User Idol!!!
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Well, I haven't got all the details worked out yet, but it'll be something like this. JOE USER IDOL!!! We'll form the panel of judges from names in a hat...no, let's just grab the most published list, yeah, that's the ticket, and then we'll submit our post and the ju posters who can prove their American citizenship... well, alright, they can just prove something nice, they can write in, using the interesting/inciteful boxes, and pick the categorized winners and honor them with something nice. Something very nice. Won't that be nice. And...you must not use any anti-democatic language because God knows there's enough trouble in this world. So, if you're in 'politics' or 'current events' or somsing like that and you feel like screaming out what a bunch of phoney, pissy, disgustingly pathetic bunch of well-heeled morons that the democratic leadership are, as well as those who are purposely at fault for putting them in that leadership role... not most of the voters who un-thinkingly let the un-thinkable happen, well, have at it..but you got to be nice. It's the American way, according to some of us. You got it? Good, let's give it a try.
First up, R. Chenny. What have you got for us tonight?
>Assholes. F---k you. Losers.
>You weren't listening, were you? Next. Next? Next?...That's it? Oh, here we go. One more. A J. Christo from...Bethlehem. Cool, I love Pa. Go ahead.
> Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.
> Hey, now that was nice. Most published list, wasn't that nice? OK, that's it, I guess , now send in you votes, JU, and remember, nice and easy does it, every time.
First up, R. Chenny. What have you got for us tonight?
>Assholes. F---k you. Losers.
>You weren't listening, were you? Next. Next? Next?...That's it? Oh, here we go. One more. A J. Christo from...Bethlehem. Cool, I love Pa. Go ahead.
> Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.
> Hey, now that was nice. Most published list, wasn't that nice? OK, that's it, I guess , now send in you votes, JU, and remember, nice and easy does it, every time.