Sci-fi, A histroy

The, 'new' threats thread

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Its time to get the threats rolling again.

Using only sci-fi related objects, places, people, weapons ect. you must construct a weave a tale of great battles and conquests. You must use your arsenals of knowledge to shame your foes for their ignorance, and to destroy their moral with your intellect.

I shall begin.

Ahem... My army of depressed robots will destroy you all.

Continue.


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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top
Are you talking about Marvin from Doulas Adam's "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? I like when he talks a tank into killing itself.

FOR THE EMPIRE! Now, wheres my brownie points?
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
Sorry, I forgot to add something.

If you are talking about an army of Marvin like robots, then they wouldn't destroy us. We would destroy ourselves, because they made us so depressed or because we find them too annoying (like Zaphod). So they would never lay a finger on anybody!
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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
Yep, it is Marvin, or rather an army of them. Had to pay quite a pretty Altarina penny to buy that from Serius though.

wheres my brownie points?


Actually, since you knew about both of those thing you get your very own Death Star, congradulation.

Next on the prize list.

A Rakata Star Forge, rummored to being the last one in existance.
Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top
Your not giving me another super wepon with some tiny exploit that your engineers missed, are you?



Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?


She heard they have the best walkers in the galaxy!

-The Stooge from Starwars.com
A Rakata Star Forge, rummored to being the last one in existance.


(1) What about it, (2) What year is it in BBY of ABY and (3) I can't get in due to the Rakata force field and they won't deactivate it
Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top
Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?


She heard they have the best walkers in the galaxy!

-The Stooge from Starwars.com




Your not giving me another super wepon with some tiny exploit that your engineers missed, are you?


Oh no of course not

Well its fairly new, only about 30,000 BBY, the Rakat force field was never activated on this one... for reasons uknown . We havent tested it yet, and it has a slight chance of falling into the sun.

So do you want it?
Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top
No, I'm not a force sensitive so I can't use it like Malak did. Sorry
Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
Darn, seen through my ruise.

Very well, you still have your faulty Death Star
Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top
Hey, since Vader's gone, can I get a SSD? Please?
Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top
Begging never works

But... fine... here are the keys. Dont scratch it, and only use it for wreckless destroying of fleets and invasions of planets.

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top
Oh noes my tie fighter is out of control and spiraling towards the bridge of Thrawn2787's new SSD....

Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top
Rejected!!!

Your tie fighter just hit a shield.

GAME OVER
Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top
double rejected! I use my pervasive I'm-a-dead-but-living-in-the-force-jedi powers to counter your shield. oh, and then bring myself back to life!
Reply #13 from Sins Forums Top
wh wh wha what?
Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top
And I use the dark side to drain you of your soul Shem, now your my willing zombie slave


Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top
Hey, is this one of those lame SSDs thats under Coruscant? HOW CAN I NOT SCATCH THAT?!?! BTW: An A-wing destoryed the Executor when its sheilds were down by crashing into the bridge. Then the SSD crashed into the DSII (or at least it did in the 1997 edited verson of ROTJ).
Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top
And I use the dark side to drain you of your soul Shem, now your my willing zombie slave

the dark side can never stand up to the force!
Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top
You are right thrawn, the MonCals kept blastin, knockin those shields out and a WHOOPS by a turret gunner on the SSD caught the Awing and thus doomed him and his ship to utter annihilation(and killing peeps on the DS2, AND subsequently causing the entire Galactic Empire to collapse...Hahathis is why imperials need to TRAIN people, instead of just saying "Here, you get the gun, and this other guy will have the ammo, you two run off togeether and be useful!")

Oh, and I use my Wormhole weapon to destroy the universe itself. \(^_^)/


Reply #18 from Sins Forums Top
need to TRAIN people, instead of just saying "Here, you get the gun, and this other guy will have the ammo, you two run off togeether and be useful!")


We do, we use pre trained clone in a box, now with 85% more obedience.

And we arent like the Rebels with their hide and strike sissy tactics

Well I guess now that the universe is gone..... I will rule nothing!!! WUAHAHAHAAHHA!!

(or at least it did in the 1997 edited verson of ROTJ).


To that I give you.... This article http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/02/star_wars_dvds.html

And no its compeletly fine, I need to make sure my Admirals have good equipement to use while inspiring fear in my foes.

the dark side can never stand up to the force!


To know the force, you must study all of its aspects, not just the narrowminded teachings of the Jedi.

That is why you fail Schem.
Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top

That is why you fail Schem.


Ahem....owned....

And with that God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" and sooooo I flipped the switch and the Sun was ON! And it revealed.....

"OH DEAR GOD!"

"THE HUMANITY!"

"IT'S HIDEOUS!"

"IT'S DISGUSTING!"
Its.........
Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top
Your mom

Oh the immaturity

By the way do check out the article its hallarious.
Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top
To know the force, you must study all of its aspects, not just the narrowminded teachings of the Jedi.

That is why you fail Schem.

and you know nothing of the force, for you are the naive one, oh greatwhocares!
Reply #22 from Sins Forums Top
I dont know who your talking about.

Who is this greatwhocares?!

He better not challange my mighty dominion, althought it would be nice to have a challange.
Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top
And with that God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" and sooooo I flipped the switch and the Sun was ON! And it revealed.....

"OH DEAR GOD!"

"THE HUMANITY!"

"IT'S HIDEOUS!"

"IT'S DISGUSTING!"
Its.........


BA-DA-DA-TA-TUH-BADABADA-PU-PA!



OH! OH GOD! WHY DID YOU COMMAND TO PUT THE LIGHTS ON!?!
Reply #24 from Sins Forums Top
I didnt do it.

It was him >>>>>
Reply #25 from Sins Forums Top
Candy...