Why did the chicken cross the road?

because... thats why

The chicken crossed the road to test an article?

I hope he doesn't get flamed

I hope he doesn't get flamed

 

I try and avoid flaming admins whenever possible...

um it crossed the road to get me a pizza...

that was 3 weeks ago...

damn chicken...

Who really knows why chickens do anything? and why in the world would they care? LoL

Personally I like "flaming" chickens..over Mesquite or Koa, "Huli-Huli" style..like they do in Hawaii is great!... I suppose fried is ok too..But Flamed is the way to go!..

they live too close to the ground

Because he saw Colonel Harland Sanders?

If he sees the Colonel, crossing the road's a waste of time.

Didn't ask, I respect it's privacy.

Test posts are the best!

probably to take a crap in my yard! every other animal does!  

To show the armadillo it COULD be done.

Might I recommend the 12 gauge "Anti Animal crapping in yard" device?

Works real good as a gopher trap too, pretty much makes them disappear altogether..well, except for a few small pieces...LoL

I like paintball guns.  Causes pain and leaves a mark.

I had a dog that would dig under my fence.  So I pegged it a few times.  The neighbor came over throwing a fit about his paint covered dog.  I told him to show me any paint in his yard and I would show him the splatters in mine so we could determine where the dog was shot.

End of story. 

sorry ...but to me that's so, so funny.

I lived in a house once, where that exact thing would happen all the time ... Dogs could 'smell' that other dogs had 'been' there, and every other house in the street was avoided but mine ...bloody puppy land-mines!

So, whilst it's funny ...I feel your anger, pjdark

"dog exhaust"
My neighbor made a wooden tombstone, old western-style, put it in a prominent place in his front yard...
...seems to help some:

"HERE HE LIES,
ALL COLD AND HARD,
THE LAST DAMN DOG
TO POOP IN MY YARD!"