Life - a big fat turd
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So what is it all about? Is what; what all about you might ask? Do I look like I know? Life is just full of crap, one slow turd after another with an occassional rush of slush to change the scenary. I know this conjures a vile picture, but then right now that is how I feel about life, vile, life is vile right now.
It has been vile for a number of years now, who said life works in seven year cycles? That is a load of crap too. This cycle has been a very long 25 years, I must have broken more mirrors than I realised or one of them was big enough to be a 25 year sentence of crap, vile crap.
Now be aware I lie about my age on a regular basis, twenty five I am not.
We are the master of our own destiny, that being said, why is mine one big turd? I must revel in the feel of, the taste of and the smell of turd as my life is one constant turd after another. I move from one pile of shit to another pile of shit, never quite seeming to free myself of turds. I have to take back control of my destiny; take it out of my anus and put it back into my hands, where it will be more workable.
So starting here and now, I am going to change my destiny. I am going to take back my destiny, it got sucked so far up my arse I lost it! I am going to do what I want and achieve what I want, no longer am I going to eat turd by my own hand, it is time for a change in the menu!
It has been vile for a number of years now, who said life works in seven year cycles? That is a load of crap too. This cycle has been a very long 25 years, I must have broken more mirrors than I realised or one of them was big enough to be a 25 year sentence of crap, vile crap.
Now be aware I lie about my age on a regular basis, twenty five I am not.
We are the master of our own destiny, that being said, why is mine one big turd? I must revel in the feel of, the taste of and the smell of turd as my life is one constant turd after another. I move from one pile of shit to another pile of shit, never quite seeming to free myself of turds. I have to take back control of my destiny; take it out of my anus and put it back into my hands, where it will be more workable.
So starting here and now, I am going to change my destiny. I am going to take back my destiny, it got sucked so far up my arse I lost it! I am going to do what I want and achieve what I want, no longer am I going to eat turd by my own hand, it is time for a change in the menu!
