I Just Stabbed Myself

from JoeUser Forums
Well now that was just damn dumb of me. I bought a couple of DVDs, including the Robin Williams flick Man Of The Year. I was opening the DVD and of course it has that stupid security tape on it so I pulled out my handy dandy Smith & Wesson spring assisted quick opening razor sharp lock blade knife to slice through the tape. I did that, was about to put the knife away when I dropped the damn thing.

Plonk! It dropped point down and stuck right into my thigh. That's gonna leave a mark.

Good thing I carry a first aid kit in the truck.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol I'm sorry, but that just struck me funny.. I've done something similar.. but not w/ that impressive type of blade. be careful out there ok?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

lol I'm sorry, but that just struck me funny.. I've done something similar.. but not w/ that impressive type of blade. be careful out there ok?


Now that the bleeding is stopped and I have it bandaged, yeah I guess it is kinda funny.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn Cat
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Have the points
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Apparently JU is alergic to them
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Big Time
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
So they are catty.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jumped on the KB, and the rest is just points
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Scars are what separates the men from the boys!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Double post?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Scars are what separates the men from the boys!




Very true.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Scars are what separates the men from the boys!


Especially when they drop knives too close to their inner thighs.............
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Been there, done that. Glad you're ok.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Scars are what separates the men from the boys!




Especially when they drop knives too close to their inner thighs.............


Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Been there, done that. Glad you're ok.


Thanks, good to know I'm not the only klutz.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Especially when they drop knives too close to their inner thighs.............

No, that is what separates the men from the women!

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
ouch
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
reminds me of the nail hole that stares me in the face everytime I look at my table from a dumb mistake. At least you don't have to look at your thigh as much as I do my table.

  
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
In the words of Johnny Carson, I didn't know you were Jewish.

See you get a haircut become light-headed and start dropping things. No wonder you don't shave no more.

One more thing if you ever have to explain the scar I think you better go with a lie.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gee M, careful now! Glad you didn't have to visit the ER or it would have been a looooong night!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ouch... (and other more colourful expressions of pain).
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
At least you don't have to look at your thigh as much as I do my table.


I can't believe you actually said that! geesh louise!


hope it isn't hurting too much Mason!

I dropped the boning knife tonight, around 5:30, 6 bells or so, was cutting through a 5 pound pkg. of lean beef and the plastic is really hard to cut through!
I jumped backwards to avoid getting stabbed, must be a lot of this going around! Maybe it's the full moon?

Be careful now, ok?
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

ouch


Yep.


reminds me of the nail hole that stares me in the face everytime I look at my table from a dumb mistake. At least you don't have to look at your thigh as much as I do my table.

  


Yeah, and tables don't heal themselves either.

One more thing if you ever have to explain the scar I think you better go with a lie.


Of course.


Gee M, careful now! Glad you didn't have to visit the ER or it would have been a looooong night!


Going to the ER is for wimps.


Ouch... (and other more colourful expressions of pain).


Yeah, I ran the spectrum of colorful expressions.

Maybe it's the full moon?


I'm thinking it was a sudden gravity surge.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Is the knife OK?   
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

Glad you aren't singing soprano today, Mason!


No shit!