My Imagination Needs To Go To Time Out!

from JoeUser Forums
What's wrong with me lately? I can't come up with something humorous to save my life, lately. My school is having spitrit this week and today was hat day. Well, all that I could think of was a toilet paper turban. Come on... that's horrible. I should be better than that by now. I mean, I was even one of the kids with the imaginary friend, for crying out loud! I should have a lot better idea than that by now.

Don't you think that someone who can be amused for over 12 hours with just going back and forth looking at the same two sites, would be able to think of something a little more original than that?

I even caught myself say, "I wish I would have though of that!" today. There's "rumor" of a lion being loose in the city of one of my schools. I think it's senior prank and I honestly ended up saying that I wish I would have thought of something like that. What's wrong with me. I'm usually the one with the ideas that others wish they would have thought of.

I was also listening to the radio yesterday and, again, found myself saying, "I wish I would have thought of that!" The dj was talking about how he used to spread peanut butter on his pancakes before puting the syrup on. That's when those cursed words came out of my mouth.

The turban idea wasn't even totally mine. A friend of mine said that she was going to wear one today. So I looked for a sheet to use. I couldn't find any so I decided to use toilet paper. The only reason why I thought of toilet paper was because someone t.p.ed my house yesterday.

Does anyone have any good ideas on how to cure my problem? This is almost embarrassing asking for help but I'm not too worried about what you guys think of my mental health, so that's why I'm still asking.

Let's see what we can do... If I ever actually think of anything imajinitive I'll try and make sure I let you in on it.

Thanks!!!!

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sometimes even our imaginations need a break. Don't worry, it will recharge. Just give it some time. I also find that if I get into some other intellectually stimulating pursuits (reading, music, etc.) that I feel a lot more imaginative afterward.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, It's not that I'm trying to be humorous, it's that I just can't seem to think of anything unique like i'm used to. I've done that kinda stuff all my life. It shouldn't have just stopped out of nowhere. Thanks anyways "Dad".

I also find that if I get into some other intellectually stimulating pursuits (reading, music, etc.) that I feel a lot more imaginative afterward.


Thanks, I'll try that. I'm in band at my school, so why would I still, not be able to think of anything if that's suposed to help? I also listen to music constantly. I've even been doing more reading than usual. Maybe I need something else to stimulate it...?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Whoa!! Wait a mintue!!! The Capt. himself not being able to come up with something humorus??? That's unusual. lol. Yeah don't sweat it Capt. I've been reading around on here and nobodies really had anything too funny on here. Not even myself. So don't feel so bad. I'm sure somthing will come to you. Like the monoboob that you made yourself have with the toilet paper turban that you demolished at the end of the day! Now that was funny. I still think you need to wear you pj's to school tomorrow. I know you have to have some somewhere. lol.

Untill next time,

~carebear~
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Eat lots of cheese   But I'm sure you already tried that.


Try watching or doing something you wouldn't normally.  I never watch Soap operas, no, really, I don't.  I don't eat bon bons either.  Anyway, I saw a bit of one last week when I was in a slump and it really cracked me up.  Got me thinking about all of the kids from my dorm that would actually skip class to watch their "stories". 


The message I am trying to get across is, change of scenery can do wonders.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nothing fires up the imagination more than a sexual encounter with a beautiful woman......find a filly - that is the answer to this problem!

And i meant to ask you cornbread, are you a Monty Python fan? Is that where the Llama jokes come from?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I still think you need to wear you pj's to school tomorrow. I know you have to have some somewhere. lol.


Unless if you want me to come to school half naked, I'm not wearing pajamas to school tomorrow. I can maybe bring a pillow...

The message I am trying to get across is, change of scenery can do wonders.


I'll try that too I guess. Thanks.

Nothing fires up the imagination more than a sexual encounter with a beautiful woman......find a filly - that is the answer to this problem!


Why don't I ever expect something like that from you? I know you will but I'm never ready for those kinds of comments.

Well, I'm sorry Sir, but I don't think I can do that.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I still think you need to wear you pj's to school tomorrow. I know you have to have some somewhere. lol.


Unless if you want me to come to school half naked, I'm not wearing pajamas to school tomorrow. I can maybe bring a pillow...

The message I am trying to get across is, change of scenery can do wonders.


I'll try that too I guess. Thanks.

Nothing fires up the imagination more than a sexual encounter with a beautiful woman......find a filly - that is the answer to this problem!


Why don't I ever expect something like that from you? I know you will but I'm never ready for those kinds of comments.

Well, I'm sorry Sir, but I don't think I can do that.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Why can't you have a young wench? All you need do is bathe, gather your chums, go to a 'disco', talk to a fine young filly and have your way with her in the car park. Of course, I would order a high class hooker and mount her in the executive suite of an expensive hotel but I fear you would not be able to afford this type of endeavour.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well now we don't want you comming to school naked. Well i know most of us wouldn't. I guess a pillow would qualify though. I'm wearing of course my carebear pj's. lol. I think i might bring my carebear to school tomorrow to just so i can see how many people make a remark of it. lol.

SPM~ I really seriously can't see Capt. doing something like that. So i don't think that would help him much. No offense or anything but I think I know him better than you since he's a real close friend of mine and we go to the same school. I don't see him doing somthing like that untill he's married.

~carebear~
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Does anyone have any good ideas on how to cure my problem?


Capt~just take a break, and cut yourself some slack dude. Read other folks blogs. Comment on those big time (if you wanna). I mean, that's what I have been doing recently. And folks can always go back to some of your other (older) cool blogs if they are genuinely starving for some Capt. Cornbread humor. So just take a little break from it all dude. And that really cool insane imagination of yours will be back in full force before you can say: I'd like a double llama burger to go please. And supersize the cheese fries. Plus give me a gallon of milk to wash it all down with, huh? Now how much do I owe you for all that? .


~MP

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd like a double llama burger to go please. And supersize the cheese fries. Plus give me a gallon of milk to wash it all down with, huh? Now how much do I owe you for all that? .


That would be two urinated squishy rocks, thank you.

I don't see him doing somthing like that untill he's married.


That's a pretty good guess, that's definitely my plan.

Why can't you have a young wench? All you need do is bathe, gather your chums, go to a 'disco', talk to a fine young filly and have your way with her in the car park.


Because it's not ME. I couldn't do that without feeling bad about it.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I got to that stage... I found I just needed lots of sleep and a little less worry in my life. I'm not quite back in full swing yet, but I'm getting there. I like to feel sharp and 'on-the-ball'.
Respect for the celibacy by the way! Plus, It's always comforting to know there are other cheese freaks about. Did you know the stuff is chemically addictive?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top


Because it's not ME. I couldn't do that without feeling bad about it.


Don't be silly boy, how do you know if you would feel bad about it until you have had a crack at it dear boy?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
how do you know if you would feel bad about it until you have had a crack at it dear boy?


I have a conscience. I think that is how I know. My christian beliefs are against pre-marital sex, and so are my personal morals.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
No has to know dear boy, I am a devout English Protestant, but this doesn't stop me rogering fillies left right and centre!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
No has to know dear boy, I am a devout English Protestant, but this doesn't stop me rogering fillies left right and centre!


Aww... I'm sorry to hear that you are Protestant and you still do those things. I'm not here to judge, but come on dude!

Capt. over and out!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye, Capt...don't worry...you're probably just having a little down time...your humor will come back eventually...just don't force it....Soon you'll be back to normal and joking with the best of us...just relax...and chill...and cheese can always help...as long as you have some OJ...lol....
If you still aren't feeling right mentally then just wait till band camp...the freshman will be the victims of our madness....mwahahahahaha:)

~Zoo, under and in!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha! Yeah I can't wait untill good old bandcamp. That will be fun torturing the freshman. Especially Aaron! mwahhahahaha!

~carebear~
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
HeHe!!!! Freshmen are a blast to mess with aren't they carebear? I just realized that is has nothing to do with payback, it's all about inviting the freshmen into your heart, isn't it? Yeah, that's it.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah it does suck getting picked on by upperclassmen, but this summer it's my turn. So all the new freshman better beware!! Or maybe I can be like you and actually sorta be nice to them. hehe.

~carebear~
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Yeah it does suck getting picked on by upperclassmen"

Thank you for calling me upper class but i wasn't picking on the boy, I was just joshing dear girl.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Carebear, I must say I like the last option most! Being nice to people is just as fun as picking on them.

Sir, we all know that you are upper class but I don't think that's what she meant. Oh, and I knew you were just messin'. It's all good here.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah Capt. I can agree that being nice to people is just as fun as picking on them. hehe.
Sir~ Yeah i didn't quite mean that. I meant that the upperclassmen, as refering to the 10th, 11th, and 12th graders at our school. They are what we call upperclassmen. They're the ones who pick on the 9th graders. And I knew you were just joking with Capt.

~carebear~
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not all upperclassmen pick on the nineth graders.

Capt. over and out!