Obnoxious Habits of a 4 year old.
or how to break them without breaking them in half.
from
JoeUser Forums
My son is very picky. He likes his sandwiches one way and ONLY one way. To suggest a variation of the norm is met with harsh criticism.
"Moooooooomm!"
(Insert heavy sigh and eye roll)
"I don't LIKE jelly. I just want my sandwich on bread, one piece, peanut butter, NO jelly, folded in half....*breath* like a rectangle NOT a triangle....okaaay?!"
The "I don't LIKE *insert food here*" line is getting annoying. Especially since he decides the value of a food BEFORE he tries it.
So I point out that he has not had jelly on a sandwich in 3 years. MAYBE he does like it.
He insists he doesn't and that tasting is unnecessary.
I accidentally make only one one piece, peanut butter, no jelly, folded in half, not a triangle sandwich. The rest have jelly.
He is really hungry.
I refuse to make more till the ones I made are gone.
He sits.
His sister giggles.
He sits.
I answer the phone.....and when I return one is missing.
He looks guilty.
I ask how it tasted and he admits it is fine.
Now he asks for a "One piece, peanut butter, NO jelly (even though I like it) sandwich, folded in half like a rectangle, not a triangle."
I think I won, but I'm not sure.
"Moooooooomm!"
(Insert heavy sigh and eye roll)
"I don't LIKE jelly. I just want my sandwich on bread, one piece, peanut butter, NO jelly, folded in half....*breath* like a rectangle NOT a triangle....okaaay?!"
The "I don't LIKE *insert food here*" line is getting annoying. Especially since he decides the value of a food BEFORE he tries it.
So I point out that he has not had jelly on a sandwich in 3 years. MAYBE he does like it.
He insists he doesn't and that tasting is unnecessary.
I accidentally make only one one piece, peanut butter, no jelly, folded in half, not a triangle sandwich. The rest have jelly.
He is really hungry.
I refuse to make more till the ones I made are gone.
He sits.
His sister giggles.
He sits.
I answer the phone.....and when I return one is missing.
He looks guilty.
I ask how it tasted and he admits it is fine.
Now he asks for a "One piece, peanut butter, NO jelly (even though I like it) sandwich, folded in half like a rectangle, not a triangle."
I think I won, but I'm not sure.