The Picture Of Manliness

I'm kicking back, sucking down a few brews, and basically just being comfortable.

My bathroom door has a full length mirror mounted on it. Not on the inside of the bathroom, but the outside, in the bedroom. I can see it from the kitchen. I walked the 5 or 6 steps to the kitchen (I live in a travel trailer) to get another brew and caught sight of myself in said mirror. What a picture of manliness. Gray sleeveless tee shirt, white boxer shorts, and argyle socks (hey, my feet are cold, ok?).

It's a damn good thing I live alone.
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Yup, that's about it.
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Reminds me of an old joke: why is urine yellow and semen white? So you'll know if you're coming or going!

  
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At least the boxers are white, not that two-toned color most batchelors wear. You know, yellow in front, brown in the back.



Reminds me of an old joke: why is urine yellow and semen white? So you'll know if you're coming or going!

  


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,  hey that's a good mental image for today

,  oh dear......oh boy...

I better go downstairs and shoot some pool.....

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Well, thanks a lot. Now I have to spend the day at work with this working away in my all-too-vivid-imagination. No really, thanks a lot
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Well, thanks a lot. Now I have to spend the day at work with this working away in my all-too-vivid-imagination. No really, thanks a lot


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Well, thanks a lot. Now I have to spend the day at work with this working away in my all-too-vivid-imagination.


the curse of the Muse, Maso!
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the curse of the Muse, Maso


Yeah, most times I feel blessed by her but in this instance, it is a hairy-legged, beard-decked curse (with apologies to Mason, of course )
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the curse of the Muse, Maso


Yeah, most times I feel blessed by her but in this instance, it is a hairy-legged, beard-decked curse (with apologies to Mason, of course )


No apologies needed. I reacted the same way.
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No apologies needed. I reacted the same way


Yeah, but you don't have my imagination, which is why I'm apologising
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No apologies needed. I reacted the same way


Yeah, but you don't have my imagination, which is why I'm apologising


I really don't think I wanna know.