Sins Of A Solar empire Jokes

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Ok make up as many Soase jokes as you can !!   

heres my cringe worthy efforts


What did Blair Fraser do when he wanted to sell his ships?

He went to a star dock

What is the TECs favorite Scifi?

TECWars

      



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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top
I have no funny bone in me, but those were pretty good!
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
q: Which chocolate bars do Yarlen eat in space?

a: milkyways and mars bars
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q: What do you call a space magician?

a: A flying sorcerer!
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Blair: I was at a party on the TEC space station last night.
Yarlen: Was it any good?
Blair: No! It was really boring.
Yarlen: How come?
Blair: There was no atmosphere







Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
What did Blair Fraser do when he wanted to sell his ships?

He went to a star dock

LOL


Why is the thirsty Vasari (or is it vasarus?) hanging around the computer?
-- He's looking for the space bar

What do the TEC serve their diner on?
-- flaying saucers

Why isn't the dog star laughing at these jokes?
-- He's to Sirius

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Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top
The Advent: "I feel, i just FEEL we can have universal peace!"
The Vasari: "Perhaps, with the right technology of which I'm certain we can come up with!"
TEC: "True, but none of you can afford it. And TEC sure is no freaking charity!"
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The Advent: "I feel, i just FEEL we can have universal peace!"
The Vasari: "Perhaps, with the right technology of which I'm certain we can come up with!"
TEC: "True, but none of you can afford it. And TEC sure is no freaking charity!"


Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
How many TECs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Unknown , TEC lightbulbs never break

How many Advent does it take to change a lightbulb?

None , their ships have a natural glow

How many Vasari does it take to change a lightbulb?

You kiddin? , they dont call their fleet "The Dark Fleet" for nothing

  
Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top
**beep beep, pity *L*M*A*O* detected, beep beep**

TEC commanding officer: god no, where!

**beep beep, Blair Fraser post, beep beep**

TEC CO: damn those accursed advents, taking over the dems