My life....
...such an exciting read......
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I haven't wrote a blog for a few days, and I'd love to say that I had got up to loads of exciting things but that would be a lie, I shall however give you a rundown of what exactly I've done, you never know I may be able to make it slightly interesting, ahh we live in hope. After I wrote my last blog I spoke to kermit, which was erm...good?? I can't actually say it was good it was more about sorting things out, and we did I think. He wasn't feeling very well though, I just wanted to look after him, awwww. That was friday, then on Saturday I woke up feeling ill, grrrr! My ear was sore, and I had a sore throat, and my hayfever had started so it was like I had the flu, and worse of all I sounded like a man, noooo! I hate having hayfever, as soon as some nice weather shows its self, which to be fair isn't to often in England, it starts, and it is like I've got a constant case of the flu in the summer. Some bright person told me that to sneeze eight times is a similar sensation to an orgasm, hmm must google to verify later. So the majority of Saturday was spent sitting feeling sorry for myself and getting my Mum to look after me, the joys of living at home 
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Sunday was a good day, went for a barbecue at my sisters, which in hindsight was a bad idea for my hayfever, but other than that it was great fun. Usually my sisters barbecues start off with just a few of us and as time goes on they grow in size, but Sundays was relatively quiet, just me, my sister, Maddy mae, my sisters best mate Melanie and her son Dominic. I think as we have more of them, more people will come. I remember when I was a kid, I had to beg my sisters to play with me, they are like ten years older than me and they were more interested in doing their own thing than keeping me occupied. Dom is an only child, so he's always looking for someone to keep him occupied and I'm more than happy to oblige. Mel and my sis took it upon themselves to start the cooking and me and Dom started a tennis tourament. What fun! I have to say I'm more of a badminton kind of girl, and I blame this for me losing to an eight year old, and not my complete lack of talent, I might start going somewhere to play tennis, the gym is to sadistic for my liking and I need to get my ass in shape for the summer. Dom ended up taking pity on me and decided that I might be slightly better at football, now although I love football with a passion, I have two left feet when it comes to playing the beautiful game. I was also in mourning at Arsenal winning the title, grrrrrrrr, it even makes me hate Thierry Henry
. I ended up in goal, with Dom just kicking the ball at me, what fun! I was soon saved by Maddy Mae crying, I thought it was impossible to love her anymore but it seems everyday I love her that little bit more. She is just so beautiful, I'd die before I let anything or anyone hurt her, she's just so defenceless at the moment, but she's gorgeous, when she giggles at you it just melts your heart. Or when she is going asleep, and she needs to be close to you to get a sleep, and she gets a death grip on you, just so you can't escape, so she knows you're there, things ae so simple at that age. Anyway, we had are barbecue, wasn't bad for the first one of season, even Dom appreciated some of the food, then as it was getting late evening, and as Dom had lost the tennis ball ( I could of cried!) it was time for monopoly. It turns out I'm the only person that will play monopoly with him, but I love it. Or should I say I did love it..... Even when I was a kid people wouldn't play it with me, I think it's because it can go on for so long and you have to give it your full attention if you are truely dedicated to winning. Which my competitive nature means I am. It started out so well, I was actually winning, I had a strategy, buy quality not quantity. Dom went the other way, buy anything he landed on! You know what ended up happening??? I was bankrupted by an eight year old...I need some serious practice at Monopoly, I wonder if there is somewhere online you can play it, hmmmm. Back to the barbie, by this point my hayfever was really bad, my eyes were streaming, so was time to go home, things felt a bit better between me and kermit when I got home which was nice, not fully recovered but on the way.
Monday, I went to the gym in the morning, yay me!!! I go to the gym at my uncles works and he usually gets me to do some work while I'm there, I didn't really mind as kermit was going away on Monday, so I did the work and then went to say my goodbyes to Kermit
. It's only till Friday, but wow I'm going to miss him! I spent the evening tormenting David about missing Kermit I can see he's going to get sick of me quick, hehe! Tuesday I spent the day with Maddy Mae, awwwwwwww, that's all I have to say, she is just so lovely, I'm so in love, bless her. She is, however, a puking machine, in the space of an hour, i had two clothes changes and she had three! Still cute though even with the projectile vomit .
Which brings me to today, it's wednesday morning, I thought I'd miss Kermit most at night, but it turns out that it's worse in the morning, I wake up kind of expecting to talk to him, and he's not there. It's really, a horrible feeling, I just miss him . Instead I was left with Trisha, for those of you who don't know, it's a morning talk show here in England. Wow she irritates me, she is such a know it all, she gets all these trashy people on her show, and proceeds to preach to them for an hour or how ever long it lasts for. She has a body language expert on, who is just fabulous, he says stuff like, they are turned away from each other, this means they are not happy, hehe, no shit sherlock!!!!!! Anyway I'm sorry for the boring read folks, just thought I'd share my exciting life, have a nice day folks xxxxx
. Sunday was a good day, went for a barbecue at my sisters, which in hindsight was a bad idea for my hayfever, but other than that it was great fun. Usually my sisters barbecues start off with just a few of us and as time goes on they grow in size, but Sundays was relatively quiet, just me, my sister, Maddy mae, my sisters best mate Melanie and her son Dominic. I think as we have more of them, more people will come. I remember when I was a kid, I had to beg my sisters to play with me, they are like ten years older than me and they were more interested in doing their own thing than keeping me occupied. Dom is an only child, so he's always looking for someone to keep him occupied and I'm more than happy to oblige. Mel and my sis took it upon themselves to start the cooking and me and Dom started a tennis tourament. What fun! I have to say I'm more of a badminton kind of girl, and I blame this for me losing to an eight year old, and not my complete lack of talent, I might start going somewhere to play tennis, the gym is to sadistic for my liking and I need to get my ass in shape for the summer. Dom ended up taking pity on me and decided that I might be slightly better at football, now although I love football with a passion, I have two left feet when it comes to playing the beautiful game. I was also in mourning at Arsenal winning the title, grrrrrrrr, it even makes me hate Thierry Henry
. I ended up in goal, with Dom just kicking the ball at me, what fun! I was soon saved by Maddy Mae crying, I thought it was impossible to love her anymore but it seems everyday I love her that little bit more. She is just so beautiful, I'd die before I let anything or anyone hurt her, she's just so defenceless at the moment, but she's gorgeous, when she giggles at you it just melts your heart. Or when she is going asleep, and she needs to be close to you to get a sleep, and she gets a death grip on you, just so you can't escape, so she knows you're there, things ae so simple at that age. Anyway, we had are barbecue, wasn't bad for the first one of season, even Dom appreciated some of the food, then as it was getting late evening, and as Dom had lost the tennis ball ( I could of cried!) it was time for monopoly. It turns out I'm the only person that will play monopoly with him, but I love it. Or should I say I did love it..... Even when I was a kid people wouldn't play it with me, I think it's because it can go on for so long and you have to give it your full attention if you are truely dedicated to winning. Which my competitive nature means I am. It started out so well, I was actually winning, I had a strategy, buy quality not quantity. Dom went the other way, buy anything he landed on! You know what ended up happening??? I was bankrupted by an eight year old...I need some serious practice at Monopoly, I wonder if there is somewhere online you can play it, hmmmm. Back to the barbie, by this point my hayfever was really bad, my eyes were streaming, so was time to go home, things felt a bit better between me and kermit when I got home which was nice, not fully recovered but on the way.Monday, I went to the gym in the morning, yay me!!! I go to the gym at my uncles works and he usually gets me to do some work while I'm there, I didn't really mind as kermit was going away on Monday, so I did the work and then went to say my goodbyes to Kermit
. It's only till Friday, but wow I'm going to miss him! I spent the evening tormenting David about missing Kermit I can see he's going to get sick of me quick, hehe! Tuesday I spent the day with Maddy Mae, awwwwwwww, that's all I have to say, she is just so lovely, I'm so in love, bless her. She is, however, a puking machine, in the space of an hour, i had two clothes changes and she had three! Still cute though even with the projectile vomit .Which brings me to today, it's wednesday morning, I thought I'd miss Kermit most at night, but it turns out that it's worse in the morning, I wake up kind of expecting to talk to him, and he's not there
. It's really, a horrible feeling, I just miss him . Instead I was left with Trisha, for those of you who don't know, it's a morning talk show here in England. Wow she irritates me, she is such a know it all, she gets all these trashy people on her show, and proceeds to preach to them for an hour or how ever long it lasts for. She has a body language expert on, who is just fabulous, he says stuff like, they are turned away from each other, this means they are not happy, hehe, no shit sherlock!!!!!! Anyway I'm sorry for the boring read folks, just thought I'd share my exciting life, have a nice day folks xxxxx
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