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Confessions of a hijacker

Confessions of a hijacker

or; shameless, pointless comments and the saints who love them

I've been here at JU for almost a year now, but I didn't really start getting active until this last February. Of course, as many of you know, I go through spurts here, sometimes being very active, sometimes being really lazy. Sometimes I don't like to get involved with different things going on here, and other times I really do.

But if there's one thing that I'm always a fan of, without fail, it's hijacking a thread. There's nothing better than having a conversation with someone about nothing related on someone else's thread. I do it all the time, without realizing it, because I usually like to make jokes rather than serious comments. It's a lot more enjoyable being a jokester rather than seriously inclined.

It's even worse when I find like-minded individuals. Sometimes I just like to keep a thread going, hijacked to high heaven, just 'cuz it's fun. It's easier than actually sitting down and writing an email to these people, and I don't know the address of many of my hijacking partners . . . consequently, I just go ahead and keep on hijackin'.

Now, does it bother me when this happens on my own threads? Couldn't care less. Because, as Granny always used to say, “Do unto others what you would have them do unto you.” So, I hijack shamelessly – and anyone's free to hijack mine.

For example, look at Xythe's thread about unfair scoring on JU. After about respone 20, it's been pure hijacked crap. Now whip and I are talking about hobbit feet. And it's still the scoring thread. And I don't even feel bad.

Now, some of you may not feel the way I do. Please, if you hate my hijacking, go ahead and tell me. Call me bad names. If you are a like-minded individual, band together with me in the hijacking of threads.

Come on, y'all know it's just more fun. ;)
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One time me and a friend were walking down the street, and we looked over and saw these kids runnign through the sprinkler. Now this would be a normal thing for kids to do, but this was in Wisconsin.. in December. Being 10 below zero, they were all bundled up, and no water was actually coming out of the sprinker, but there they were, laughing and running. When they got to where the water would have been, they shrieked out and shook their heads as if to shake the water from their hair.

Then one of them looked over at us and the 37 year old started to climb back down the mountain, complaining that he had caught a cramp and couldn't keep going. So Sylvia and I laughed at him for being such a wimp.

The boat we were sailing on was a 30 foot, single hull with a beautiful red, white and blue mainsail. The jib was sort of a teal color that didn't quite go with the rest of the boat, so I figured it must have been replaced after some sort of accident.

The accident scene was pretty rough. Low visibility and black ice led to a 10 car pileup... well, 10 cars and one of those shiney milk trucks. The milk was everywhere, already rotting in the 110 degree heat. What a stench! The fire department had their hoses out, trying to wash it all down the drainage ditches, but the bodies of the people from the cars got in the way.

The fire department had to clear out the bodies from the apartment building they were called to, 4 stories, 16 units, and no a survivor to be found. Whoever set this one really did it up right. The bars on the windows made them useles as an escape and a wrought iron gates were propped up against the only two exist. Some people worked awful hard to get those into position.

Most the people made it to the gates but they were lodged into position too tightly for anyone to be able to move them...

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Is that enough hijacking for one day? or should I go on? ;~D
Reply #28 Top
Is that enough hijacking for one day? or should I go on? ;~D


You can't stop in the middle of the story, you heartless man! How DARE you!
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Do these brownies have any . . . added . . . ingredients


I knows not what you mean (Maso attempts to look innocent and fails miserably)

dressing up in a girl scout uniform for Halloween


For Halloween? Oops, no wonder I got some funny looks in the Mall the other day...