Feeding the trolls

I knew it was wrong.  I knew it would get ugly.  But, in my moment of weakness, I did it anyway.  And I was write.  It was ugly.

I fed a troll.

I am not nearly as veteran as many here when it comes to internet communities, but I have been around for a few years now.  Certainly long enough to know that you never, ever get anything but a headache when you engage a troll.

It doesn't matter how you reply.  You can be cool as can be, and attempt to reason with them, only to have them fly off the handle and become the aggressors.  You can give them the verbal smack down and let them have it for all you are worth.  They will just dish it right back. 

I did this.  I tried being flippant, aggressive, reasonable, and even slightly imploring.  And each time I was met with frustration.  To the troll's credit, he/she got the best of me.  I allowed myself to get sucked in.  Fortunately, I realized before it had been more than a few posts, and I was able to put a stop to things.

Nevertheless, it frustrates me I got sucked in.

But what frustrates me more is the very real possibility that I may have to start making my blogs "Registered Users" only.  I have a couple of friends who stop by on occassion who don't have JU accounts, so I have left things open for their sake.  But that may have to change.  This article will be the litmus test.  We'll see what happens from here.

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I am going to have to write the ACLU and stop this insane outright bigotry against trolls.
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Yes, Bluedev, it's a real conundrum; make it so everyone can enjoy your blog and suffer anon trolls or voluntarily limit it?

MM: That's the shit! Sooo funny!
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I am going to have to write the ACLU and stop this insane outright bigotry against trolls.

Oh you go for it MM.  I'll stand against you.  I am firmly opposed to troll's rights. 

Yes, Bluedev, it's a real conundrum; make it so everyone can enjoy your blog and suffer anon trolls or voluntarily limit it?

That is what I am trying to balance.  I am willing to put up with a few trolling comments (that I may delete) from anonymous users here and there, but it was becoming a bit of a problem.  And that I just don't want to deal with.

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What about the trolls who are registered?

Buwhahahahha.
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Trolls, they're like car wrecks. You know it's going to be gruesome, and just horrible - but it is extremely hard to not notice.



There really ought to be a 12 step (or 6 step, for those who are time constrained)
program for ignoring trolls. I'm being serious, there really should.



*rubs hands evily*

It's the perfect opportunity for a new, and improved "troll be gone" spray.   


Remember, Don't feed the trolls - they bite the hand that feeds them.

(Repeat after me.)

  

Best of luck in life.

~Lucas
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Litmus test! CHEMISTRY!!!...bleh...sorry, I've been doing too much schoolwork.

~Zoo
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It's the perfect opportunity for a new, and improved "troll be gone" spray.


I must admit this was funny!LOL!
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The problem with trolls is you don't know where they will pop up next. Just when you think you've seperated them out, you come back to find them in your garden.
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I must admit this was funny!LOL!



   Hehe, thanks.

But would it work on you, Lucas?


No of course not silly. That would be senseless. It would only create more of me.

  


Meh, I'm still in the development stages. Give me a ring in a few weeks. For some reason, the spray's only making them better.

~L
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What about the trolls who are registered?

The beauty of the blacklist, no?

Remember, Don't feed the trolls - they bite the hand that feeds them.

True that.  They bite until they taste blood, then they never let go.

Litmus test! CHEMISTRY!!!...bleh...sorry, I've been doing too much schoolwork.

Heh, it was supposed to conjure up bad memories of chemistry!

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I was thinking the same thing

Fortunately, most of them already leave me alone.  I must smell.

The problem with trolls is you don't know where they will pop up next. Just when you think you've seperated them out, you come back to find them in your garden.

I think that is what upset me the most this last time.  I thought one was gone and done.  Only to pop back up, uglier than ever.

But it would appear that this most recent missive has been troll free thus far.  I hope that is a good sign.

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[qyite]Fortunately, most of them already leave me alone. I must smell

Hmm, maybe you bottle your scent and sell it as an anti-troll spray. But how to get the scent off you?
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Hmm . . . stupid trolls, I got sucked in by that one as well. Oh well. Whatever.

Hey Maso, remember when we were making up that song written to the Ghostbusters theme (I don't remember what about)? We should make a new version, Trollbusters.

Kick 'em where it hurts!
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San Chonino,

We should make a new version, Trollbusters


You do the first verse this time... Feed my creative juices, so to speak.
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Hmm, maybe you bottle your scent and sell it as an anti-troll spray.

Depending on the day, I am sure my scent keeps more than trolls away!

Hmm . . . stupid trolls, I got sucked in by that one as well. Oh well. Whatever

Yeah, but I appreciated you having my back there bro.  It was swell of you.

LW: I'm liking it!

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@ Whip

Verse 2

When their traffic is high but the content is low
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
Putting up crap posts when the day is slow
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
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I aint afraid of no trolls

louder - TROLL BUSTERS

ha ha you all cracked me up with this one
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Well, you guys got the lyrics all written whilst I was busy at work . . . but I pulled out the old synth, getting ready to rock out with some synthesized saxophone.

(Everybody remember the melody)

do-do-DEE-do-DEE-do

do-do-do-do-DOO-DEE-DOO
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Oh yeah, and the 'boomp tink' drum sound. There are some things about the 80's I will never miss. Are you going to write a third verse, San Cho?
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Verse 3

When a regular, posts behind anon
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
With no point to make, goin' on and on
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!

(i aint 'fraid of no troll)
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The above verse was by yours truly


Another good one

When doubts exist to a posts content
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
Plagiarists tell you to go get bent
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!

(I aint afraid of no troll
I aint afraid of no troll)

Trollbusters!

We could form the first international online band. What do you say, Whip, San Cho? I can do the beats, the bass, the guitars or keyboards. Just don't ask me to sing...
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I can sing, play guitar, bass, keyboard, whatever. Between the three of us we can . . .

CHANGE THE FACE OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

  
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I could do some fiddlin, some flutin', or some B-flat sexin


I can sing, play guitar, bass, keyboard


Cool... Between the three of us, we've got a fair bit of instrumentation. I'll get a beat and bass line together, convert it and post it to both of you. We'll see where it goes from there.

freudian slip there, hehe


Yep, pardon me but your slip is showing

CHANGE THE FACE OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!


Are you trying to channel the Wyld Stallions?
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I could do some fiddlin, some flutin', or some B-flat sexin


I can sing, play guitar, bass, keyboard


Cool... Between the three of us, we've got a fair bit of instrumentation. I'll get a beat and bass line together, convert it and post it to both of you. We'll see where it goes from there.

freudian slip there, hehe


Yep, pardon me but your slip is showing

CHANGE THE FACE OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!


Are you trying to channel the Wyld Stallions?
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I'm loving it guys!