The Memory Is The First Thing To Go

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I forget what's second.

This morning I grabbed my shave kit, swapped the Limes for Sandalwood, and walked inside the truckstop for a nice shave. Inside I set up all of my stuff on the sink counter, started doing my prep, reached in the kit to remove my brush so it could soak and realized that I had left it hanging in the truck. Ack!

I always hang it up with a churchwarden pipe cleaner so that it can dry properly. This is the first time I have actually forgotten to take it down before going inside.

So now I sit, unshaven, waiting for my breakfast. I am waiting for a call from dispatch to inform me what I need to do next, and where. Hopefully I'll have time to walk all the way back out there and retrieve my brush so that I can have my shave.

Fortunately, I did remember to put on my pants.

I feel so dumb right now.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fortunately, I did remember to put on my pants.


Dr. Freud says your memory is not totally gone if your nether regions are not air conditioned.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr. Freud says your memory is not totally gone if your nether regions are not air conditioned.


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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dude, I thought you were going to write about driving off for a couple hundred miles before remembering you'd put Socrates on the roof!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dude, I thought you were going to write about driving off for a couple hundred miles before remembering you'd put Socrates on the roof!


Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fortunately, I did remember to put on my pants.


the world breathes a bit easier knowing that!    whew! thank god for that!   

Dude, I thought you were going to write about driving off for a couple hundred miles before remembering you'd put Socrates on the roof!


omg poor Socrates! How can you even think that!    poor bugger!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
the world breathes a bit easier knowing that!


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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well thank heavens you did remember to put your pants on!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was going to comment, but I forgot what I was going to say.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #7
Well thank heavens you did remember to put your pants on!


Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #8
I was going to comment, but I forgot what I was going to say.


I had a witty retort for this but forgot what it was.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
It turns out I had plenty of time so after breakfast I went back out to the truck and retrieved my shaving brush.

After my shave I went over to Oshkosh truck and picked up a military truck headed for CA. I'm on my way to the yard to drop it off so someone else can deliver it. I even had time to stop here and catch up on my paperwork so I can turn it in when I get to the yard.

Unless the plan changes between now and when I get to the yard, I'm going to be taking a load of generators down to Houston for Monday morning. I guess I'll get to see some of the flooding aftermath.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
This morning I grabbed my shave kit, swapped the Limes for Sandalwood,


Excellent choice, very manly.........said the guy who'd taken up knitting as a hobby.....sigh.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Excellent choice, very manly.........said the guy who'd taken up knitting as a hobby.....sigh.


Hey, sandalwood is a manly scent if you follow it up with a nice Bay Rum aftershave.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
omg poor Socrates! How can you even think that!    poor bugger!


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