This Don't Feel Too Good
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I well I have a problem!!
My thumb... well, it's pretty stoned. We celebrated for 4-20 but well you know there's somthing wrong with the head on my thumb.
It thinks it wants to break itself. Oh it's making me mad, it's bending soooo wrong! Thumbs ain't supposed to bend that way. But my mind is trying to control it's movents.... So it's not breaking, but it's trying so damn hard!!!
I'm having a problem typing with these findger s right now. I'm deleteing a lot of mistakes, but this one is too hard I mean, it's hjard deleting them anll or lookinh back at them wo see if the'yre all spelled tirghit. That owuld talk to damn long! But i still am deleting like everytihn everyt three kees. Ahh! Ny thumb knucktle is pruprl! Oh my god! My thumb nuckle is purple!!!! It hurts too!!
Well this had turned out to be an effective and interesting 4-20 despiite itself! maybe I'll get some stoned idea to pretend i''m somoen elese and write lots of funny things on peoples' blogs. I really need more chocolate. Come to think of it, i didn't have any chocolate.... Weird, what IS that taste on my tongue? it has to be chocolate, but I didn't HAVE any! What in God's name did I find???ok! Chocolate time. That was a good mint
there's so much alcohol to eat in my room... But i' going to eat chocolate, not alchohol. But i want it!!! And i dont esnat want to seeel sober at all this 4-20no so ber time. But you know what, I have a krispy kreme.... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT???
A CREAM SODA IN A GLASS BOTTLE!!!! OH GOD YES THAT IS WHAT I NEED! DAMN these odd stoned obsessions with cream soda? Well, part of me wants to say, "Well, dear silly girl, because it's soda that's creamy!" and another part of me wants to say "It's a lovely creamy taste of vanilla! And it cools your mouth!" And then the only part of me left says "UP LEGS, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT STORE FOR CREAM SODA!"
It's an all win situation, if you're on the side of cream soda. There is no badness in having good nights...
That's a great sentence. No badness in having good nights. It's like, Hemingways, "Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault." That just kills me. That just drives me over the edge! You know, it's so freakin funny! Who would think, "road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well i appreciate wine, too. I've got to like Hemingway because of that. I mean, that guy SWEATED "alcoholism"! Seriously, now. Like, how many mentions of liquor does he have per page??? Oh man!!!
g/g!
~Anne
My thumb... well, it's pretty stoned. We celebrated for 4-20 but well you know there's somthing wrong with the head on my thumb.
It thinks it wants to break itself. Oh it's making me mad, it's bending soooo wrong! Thumbs ain't supposed to bend that way. But my mind is trying to control it's movents.... So it's not breaking, but it's trying so damn hard!!!
I'm having a problem typing with these findger s right now. I'm deleteing a lot of mistakes, but this one is too hard I mean, it's hjard deleting them anll or lookinh back at them wo see if the'yre all spelled tirghit. That owuld talk to damn long! But i still am deleting like everytihn everyt three kees. Ahh! Ny thumb knucktle is pruprl! Oh my god! My thumb nuckle is purple!!!! It hurts too!!
Well this had turned out to be an effective and interesting 4-20 despiite itself! maybe I'll get some stoned idea to pretend i''m somoen elese and write lots of funny things on peoples' blogs. I really need more chocolate. Come to think of it, i didn't have any chocolate.... Weird, what IS that taste on my tongue? it has to be chocolate, but I didn't HAVE any! What in God's name did I find???ok! Chocolate time. That was a good mint
there's so much alcohol to eat in my room... But i' going to eat chocolate, not alchohol. But i want it!!! And i dont esnat want to seeel sober at all this 4-20no so ber time. But you know what, I have a krispy kreme.... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT???
A CREAM SODA IN A GLASS BOTTLE!!!! OH GOD YES THAT IS WHAT I NEED! DAMN these odd stoned obsessions with cream soda? Well, part of me wants to say, "Well, dear silly girl, because it's soda that's creamy!" and another part of me wants to say "It's a lovely creamy taste of vanilla! And it cools your mouth!" And then the only part of me left says "UP LEGS, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT STORE FOR CREAM SODA!"
It's an all win situation, if you're on the side of cream soda. There is no badness in having good nights...
That's a great sentence. No badness in having good nights. It's like, Hemingways, "Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault." That just kills me. That just drives me over the edge! You know, it's so freakin funny! Who would think, "road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well i appreciate wine, too. I've got to like Hemingway because of that. I mean, that guy SWEATED "alcoholism"! Seriously, now. Like, how many mentions of liquor does he have per page??? Oh man!!!
g/g!
~Anne
. Always be kind to yourself....MP
BTW thanks for thinking I'm not an inept clown... I never thought I was, either, but sometimes I have misconceptions about myself.