Some Things in life just seem insane
Or some people just need to get a life
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Well things have just started to quite down now I have a newpaper thief. Which to me is a little insane. For one reason it seems like a pretty and stupid thing to feel the need to steal. Secondly whom ever is doing this is putting a lot of effort into doing so. They are making it a point to rush out and snag my 50 cent daily paper before most people head off to work. I know exactly that they are taking my paper at 6:30 AM or even earlier. I know approximately what time it is delivered I just don't normally get up until 7AM and the paper is delivered between 6 and 6:30. This morning the thief snagged it before 6:45 AM. I just don't get it I know all they would have to do is go out and around the dumpster every day and they would find plenty of empty bottles and cans to buy their own paper. On an average when I take out my trash I find at least 12 laying in plain site on the ground. It's not like they even have to trash pick, true they may need to be rinsed a little, but that is nothing. I know if they put half of the effort they're putting forth now to steal my paper in finding bottles and cans. They'd probably have enough not only to by their own paper, but also enough to buy a beer or soda (depending on what they drink)!!
