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Battle of the Toilet Seat

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Battle of the Toilet Seat

from JoeUser Forums

OK men get in trouble because we leave the Toilet Seat up.
We get in trouble because women for some reason are in such a rush to do their business that they do not see it is up and Plunk fall in. The man then gets scolded for leaving the seat up.

Now sometimes we do not see the seat is down and occassionally we hit the seat and have a ricochet splash that goes god knows where. Yet if we were to say to the woman 'Hey you left the seat down' there would be dead silence followed by laughter as it has just become the social norm that the seat is to stay DOWN.

In this day of equal rights I say it is time for Men to finally get our right to keep the seat UP.

** Keep the Seat UP ** and pass it along.
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
M:
Easy solution, piss in the sink. Do that once or twice and the complaints cease.





UBOB:
do think it strange though that men are expected to put the seat down to avoid our ladies having some sort of half asleep nocturnal accident while we cannot expect the seat to be up in order to avoid the same. I know when I was much younger and living at home I would wander into the bathroom at 3:00 am, stumbling and groggy from sleep, forget that the seat was down and piss all over it. Then one of the women living in the house at the time would wander in about 3:30 am and sit down on something much more alarming than a cold porcelin rim




Hahahahaha ROFL!!!!
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
UBob don't forget about those seat covers that makes it nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO PEE. You know the ones that are designed to not stay up. Or worse yet are the foam ones. You press it againt the cover and it stays only long enough to be a 3 second taley-wacker. Just when ya are in position and WHAP!

These should be illegal!!!!!!!
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