Wrong Room Asshole

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Just about the time I finished typing my last article I heard the door handle to my hotel room jiggling. WTF?

I opened the door and here's a guy standing in front of me. I tell him "I think you have the wrong room, dude". He replies "This is the room she told me". He's obviously even more drunk than I am.

He tried to push his way into my room. Sorry, not going to happen. I slammed him back out into the hall and up against the wall. "Look, dude, you have the wrong room". I am still trying to be nice at this point because I can see he's drunk as hell. The dude is twice my size, and I'm not a small guy, but I've never been one who took the smart route in these situations.

"This is my room, and maybe you ought to check with the front desk" I say as I step back a couple of feet and set up to make some swinging room.

He looks at the litte envelope his keycard came in and then at my door and says "Oh, I'm in 125, not 123, sorry".

At this point he staggers down the hall to the next door, swipes his card, and goes inside.

Geez, people drunker than I am are such a pain in the ass.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
!  loved that last line!!  cause ah been there done that!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Trudygolightly
Fri, August 11, 2006 10:05 PM


Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was definitely a funny story.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
#3 by terpfan1980
Fri, August 11, 2006 10:40 PM



[terpfan1980]
That was definitely a funny story.


Yeah,after the fact I guess it's funny. At the time all I could think of was how I was gonna whip this big dude.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Trudygolightly
Fri, August 11, 2006 10:05 PM



[Trudygolightly]
! loved that last line!! cause ah been there done that!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good grief. Thank heavens you could defend yourself if the need arise. And even better, thank heavens you're a male and not a female in a situation like that!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
#6 by foreverserenity
Fri, August 11, 2006 11:05 PM




Good grief. Thank heavens you could defend yourself if the need arise. And even better, thank heavens you're a male and not a female in a situation like that!


That's why they invented pepper spray and knees to the balls.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
At the time all I could think of was how I was gonna whip this big dude


Heh, heh...I'd probably be thinking the same thing....

~Zoo
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
#8 by Zoologist03
Fri, August 11, 2006 11:50 PM




At the time all I could think of was how I was gonna whip this big dude


Heh, heh...I'd probably be thinking the same thing....

~Zoo


I've never been smart enough to back down, even when it was the wiser choice, but some guys you would really rather not tangle with.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh I got one better!  Will post soon!  But thanks for the reminder!  You get the attribution!

You should have cold cocked the asshole! And that is before I get mad.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
#10 by Dr. Guy
Sat, August 12, 2006 7:18 PM



[Dr. Guy]

Oh I got one better! Will post soon! But thanks for the reminder! You get the attribution!

Look forward to it.

You should have cold cocked the asshole! And that is before I get mad.


It crossed my mind but I realized he was just a confused drunk.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
geeeshhhhhh eye fink drunx r sily.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
See now as a guy you opened the door and confronted him.

As a woman alone I'd peek through the hole in the door (after quietly latching the chain) and say something like, "My husband is on his way up from the lobby. If he sees you at this door he will kick your ass!"

Then go to the phone and call the front desk.

(Actually I used to carry a pistol when I traveled alone, under my seat in the car and then for the hotel rooms..I slept with it right on the bed next to my hand. Then I had kids and had to lock it away at home and just hope for the best!)
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
#12 by Moderateman
Sat, August 12, 2006 8:40 PM



[Moderateman]
geeeshhhhhh eye fink drunx r sily.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
#13 by Tova7
Sat, August 12, 2006 9:43 PM



[Tova7]
See now as a guy you opened the door and confronted him.

As a woman alone I'd peek through the hole in the door (after quietly latching the chain) and say something like, "My husband is on his way up from the lobby. If he sees you at this door he will kick your ass!"

Then go to the phone and call the front desk.

(Actually I used to carry a pistol when I traveled alone, under my seat in the car and then for the hotel rooms..I slept with it right on the bed next to my hand. Then I had kids and had to lock it away at home and just hope for the best!)


Nothing wrong with that.