I Need A Girlfriend

from JoeUser Forums
Yep, I need to find a girlfriend. When my hip and back get to hurting the do-it-yourself butt massage just doesn't cut it.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
....so what are you looking for in a potential lady?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

This was cute,  first the title made me wonder who was writing this post,  then the massage part got me giggling!  I think you're right,  that's something you can't teach Socrates to do!

shouldn't be difficult for you to find a girlfriend Mason!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Sally jacobs
Sat, August 05, 2006 6:16 PM




....so what are you looking for in a potential lady?


Strong hands, good massage skills, and lots of patience.
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#2 by Trudygolightly
Sat, August 05, 2006 6:18 PM



[Trudygolightly]

This was cute, first the title made me wonder who was writing this post, then the massage part got me giggling! I think you're right, that's something you can't teach Socrates to do!

shouldn't be difficult for you to find a girlfriend Mason!


Thanks Trudy.

Nah, no woman wants to hook up with a potbellied trucker who's never around.