There's an Evil Bunny in my Closet
A Story
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Once a guy named Kyle had an EVIL bunny in his closet. So he went downstairs. He played a video game. The Rayman game.
And guess what?
It was the NEW one!
On his game, bunnies attacked the world. He dropped the controller and hid in his closet. The evil bunny bit him. And he became...
EVIL!!
He watched Wallace & Grommit not knowing it was about a wererabbit. He got in the car and took a nice drive to clear his head. He turned on the TV in his limo (you know those one things you can put on the back and front seats). Then it was Ed, Edd, & Eddy. But it was the episode where Ralph's bunnies multiplied because of Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
The street was filled with screaming evil bunnies. They pushed his car. He got out. And 950 bunnies chased him.
He went home and locked the doors. And in the morning all the bunnies were gone.
***THE END***
(Inspired by a true story)
And guess what?
It was the NEW one!
On his game, bunnies attacked the world. He dropped the controller and hid in his closet. The evil bunny bit him. And he became...
EVIL!!
He watched Wallace & Grommit not knowing it was about a wererabbit. He got in the car and took a nice drive to clear his head. He turned on the TV in his limo (you know those one things you can put on the back and front seats). Then it was Ed, Edd, & Eddy. But it was the episode where Ralph's bunnies multiplied because of Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
The street was filled with screaming evil bunnies. They pushed his car. He got out. And 950 bunnies chased him.
He went home and locked the doors. And in the morning all the bunnies were gone.
***THE END***
(Inspired by a true story)
