The Ultimate Cure

from JoeUser Forums
I have found the ULTIMATE CURE ALL.

Are you getting sick? Eat more garlic
High Cholesterol? Eat more garlic
Want to improve longevitiy? Eat more garlic
Plaque build up in your artery? Eat more garlic
Prevent Cholerectal cancer? Eat more garlic
Infected wounds? Use garlic
Need to detoxify? Eat more garlic
Need to get rid of friends? Eat more garlic
Have vampires? Eat more garlic

I just found out that my jade has mold growing in it's stem. Guess what I was recommended as a natural cure? Chop up fresh garlic when watering.

Simply amazing!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Does Garlic really help with High Cholesterol?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Indeed. My dad has high blood pressure and has been eating lots of garlic. No friends but lower cholesteral and better control on his blood pressure.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
but I bet it doesn't cure bad breath! (lol I figured I might as well state the obvious).
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Indeed. My dad has high blood pressure and has been eating lots of garlic. No friends but lower cholesteral and better control on his blood pressure.

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Nope! I am telling my wife to increase the garlic ASAP! I love Garlic, and I will buy gas masks for my friends! Thanks AD!!!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
but I bet it doesn't cure bad breath! (lol I figured I might as well state the obvious).


My Dentist has me gargling regularly with Listerine. I just increase my purchase to a gallon a week!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
but I bet it doesn't cure bad breath!


Actually *adjusts pocket protector* garlic is an antibiotic and so if bacteria was causing bad breath (which is most cases) it could help. *presses glasses up on nose*
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Garlic was considered a holy plant in the middle ages.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love garlic.

Try a garlic & pepperoni pizza sometime....very good.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Garlic was considered a holy plant in the middle ages.

I am worshipping it now!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Try a garlic & pepperoni pizza sometime....very good.


Garlic is great on Food . Glad there is a stinky room where I'm accepted

Garlic was considered a holy plant in the middle ages.

This and onions (as garlic is considered to be part of onion family) were revered this way. This is where we get the superstition of garlic and vampires.