Smokey McStupid Burns Her Leg!!!
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Yeah so I'm pretty stupid.
I had incense in a burner on my desk. I didn't start a fire, oh lord no, but it had been burning long enough to be long out. So I picked it up to throw the ashes away. I looked and in a second, ash was on my desktop and my leg was starting to feel funny.
Then it started burning. I looked down and saw a glowing hump the size of a dime. I watched the black coal on the outside slowly get redder.
Then I freaked and brushed a glowing coal of scentiness onto my rug and AHH!! Lots of little glowing coals!!!!! And I burned my leg!! And i had a piece of plastic next to the coal next to my whatever the hell fake shit my desk is made out of!!!!
I burned my leg!!! It hurt!
And it still does!! I am saddened by my utter stupidity.
Oh well, off to clean el bowl
~Anne
I had incense in a burner on my desk. I didn't start a fire, oh lord no, but it had been burning long enough to be long out. So I picked it up to throw the ashes away. I looked and in a second, ash was on my desktop and my leg was starting to feel funny.
Then it started burning. I looked down and saw a glowing hump the size of a dime. I watched the black coal on the outside slowly get redder.
Then I freaked and brushed a glowing coal of scentiness onto my rug and AHH!! Lots of little glowing coals!!!!! And I burned my leg!! And i had a piece of plastic next to the coal next to my whatever the hell fake shit my desk is made out of!!!!
I burned my leg!!! It hurt!
And it still does!! I am saddened by my utter stupidity.
Oh well, off to clean el bowl
~Anne
