Why God Loves Me Today!!!!
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Today is a good day.
There is no other way of putting it.
I shaved my legs last night, and even though my room was FREEZING all night through, I didn't have to shave them again this morning!! That was great.
And I went to town, and had to leave my parking space which is the third closest parking spot and I'm always in the 33rd parking spot. And when I came back, lo and behold, for the first time in history, my spot was STILL OPEN!!! And I didn't have to back up a zillion times with my fat car to be able to open my doors! First time was a charm!!!
And when I put gas in my car and went inside to buy a new lighter, WHAT A WORLD!! This cheap little old gas station sold only two kinds of lighters: the ugly bright colored ones and DJEEPS!!! SO I GOT A PINK DJEEP LIGHTER!! For fairly cheap!!!!
Oh happy day.
But all of these, all of these events... They aren't the best either.
No sirree BOB!
Because last night, well, I was looking for a lighter to light my incense. And I was pretty pissed because A) this town smells like poop, and
I'm not quite sure where my super dolphin lighter is. So I figured I might have a lighter in my old purse, so I was digging through there finding all sorts of groovy lip stuff that made me pretty cheery. But no lighter. So I decided to look in the inside pocket, because maybe there would be a ighter there.
What I found was multitudes better than some dumb lighter.
What I found has made me so incredibly happy and joyful that as soon as I saw it I jumped up and down and started yelling. And it nearly brought tears to my eyes.
I found.....
WEED!!! AN EIGHTH OF FUCKING WEED!!! I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
So I'm obviously in a good mood today.
~Anne
There is no other way of putting it.
I shaved my legs last night, and even though my room was FREEZING all night through, I didn't have to shave them again this morning!! That was great.
And I went to town, and had to leave my parking space which is the third closest parking spot and I'm always in the 33rd parking spot. And when I came back, lo and behold, for the first time in history, my spot was STILL OPEN!!! And I didn't have to back up a zillion times with my fat car to be able to open my doors! First time was a charm!!!
And when I put gas in my car and went inside to buy a new lighter, WHAT A WORLD!! This cheap little old gas station sold only two kinds of lighters: the ugly bright colored ones and DJEEPS!!! SO I GOT A PINK DJEEP LIGHTER!! For fairly cheap!!!!
Oh happy day.
But all of these, all of these events... They aren't the best either.
No sirree BOB!
Because last night, well, I was looking for a lighter to light my incense. And I was pretty pissed because A) this town smells like poop, and
I'm not quite sure where my super dolphin lighter is. So I figured I might have a lighter in my old purse, so I was digging through there finding all sorts of groovy lip stuff that made me pretty cheery. But no lighter. So I decided to look in the inside pocket, because maybe there would be a ighter there.What I found was multitudes better than some dumb lighter.
What I found has made me so incredibly happy and joyful that as soon as I saw it I jumped up and down and started yelling. And it nearly brought tears to my eyes.
I found.....
WEED!!! AN EIGHTH OF FUCKING WEED!!! I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
So I'm obviously in a good mood today.
~Anne