Playing Poker With A Tarot Deck

Stupid spam

May 4, 2006 9:08 AM from

I got a spam email the other day that I just had to click on. The subject line read -

"I stayed up all night playing poker with a tarot deck. I got a full house and four people died."

I don't even remember what the spam was for but the line was so ridiculous that I had to click it to see if there was more. I was laughing. It finished with -

"Borstelmanns Rule: If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."

So, not all spam is completely worthless. I got a laugh out of it and now I can go another two weeks without posting anything meaningful!

HAHA!

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Reply #1 May 4, 2006 12:09 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Steven Wright.

See also: I bought dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add.

Reply #2 May 4, 2006 12:25 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

You know... I thought this sounded vaguely familiar. I love the dehydrated water joke. I also love the "Do you think when George Washington was asked for ID he just pulled out a dollar bill?" joke.

Reply #3 May 4, 2006 4:40 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Yeah, I'll have to dig up some of his standup at some point. Always *always* good for a laugh.

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