Danger! Nuclear Cheese

from JoeUser Forums
Two days ago I bought a Hot Pocket in a truckstop and popped it into the microwave (nuker). I took it out and had a bite. I heard a "sssssssssss" even before I felt the pain. The cheese in this thing had reached a temperature approaching that of the sun.

The roof of my mouth, right behind my teeth, is badly blistered and swollen and hurts like hell. I can't eat anything and I keep biting into the blister when I forget and close my mouth too quickly. These things really should come with a HUGE warning: "Danger! Nuclear cheese. Placing in mouth may cause days of unending agony"
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn!  I hate that.  Hope it heals soon.  Until then, just stick to ice cream.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks Guy. Ice cream is out, lactose thing. Been sucking on a lot of ce cubes
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
*Ice cubes. Damned typo monster
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
owww! That does hurt, I seem to do it everytime I have pizza!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thanks Guy. Ice cream is out, lactose thing. Been sucking on a lot of ce cubes

Sherbert?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah try finding sherbert in a truckstop
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yikes! That's awful and has happened to me before with something else! I hope your mouth is better by now but I know it will be blistered for a bit. Use some of that stuff that comes in a yellow tube - it's called CarWax (I think) but it's soothing and it should help.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks Serenity. It's a bit better now, but still pretty annoying.