Madly Flailing Lightsabers

A lightsaber, a key hand, and rape whistle... everything a girl needs

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Jess and I had possibly the nerdiest conversation we've ever had this morning over breakfast. We were discussing what kind of Jedis we'd be. The answer: not very good ones. Jess maintains that she would be noble, but probably better at the administration stuff than in battle. I just have this image of her wildly brandishing her bright fushia lightsaber screaming "Get back!". We determined that my lightsaber would be orange with yellow swirls through it. Pretty hot. We'd both need to be equipped also with a key hand and a rape whistle to protect ourselves from sexual predators. Oh the force is strong within us.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think you're missing the possibilities here... no Jedi need obtain a rape whistle. They can do the Jedi Mind Trick to make everyone within a hundred miles THINK they're hearing a rape whistle.

And the only lightsabre colours are blue and green. So deal. :)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Also, if THAT was your nerdiest conversation ever, then call me Nerdmaster Prime!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Okay well maybe not nerdiest ever... but we rarely talk about star wars. And we will have whatever damned lightsaber colour we want!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
And the only lightsabre colours are blue and green. So deal. :)

AHEM, and RED! lol

~Dan
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think you will find that Mace Windu (Samuel L Jackson) has a purple one too.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sam, I hadn't remembered that but now that you mention it, you're right. Of course, the red's are more important, anyway.

With the exception of Yoda, I've always liked the Sith better.

~Dan
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm sorry. I was anticipating (GEEKS). Obviously you're not going to be evil, so that rules red out. And I doubt Master Windu would let a couple of new girls cramp his purple style.