Booker?

A tribute to Jess

from JoeUser Forums
there once was a girl named Jess
who felt her academic life was a mess
but she was really hot
and played Zuma a lot
so clearly she is the best
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Booker i.e. George Clooney on Roseanne? Is Jess somehow similar to that Booker? (Tall, mysterious, gorgeous, somewhat unattainable? just like Jess?)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tederick, she's gonna love that you said that considering the origin of that title is actually quite embarassing and I promised I wouldn't publish the story! :o)
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
And Sir Peter, I thought that limeric was kind of lame, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye, there's nothing like a good ole limerick to make me Irish roots thrive!!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's hard to believe that suddenly you love every word I write, when before you took to calling me names.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was because I was denying my feelings for you, I masked my love for you by mocking you and the vagina monologues
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's on helluva pick-up line petey.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't use pick lines per say, I just walk up to a wench and say hello dear girl my name is Sir Peter Maxwell - 99% of them are easy pickings from then on in.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Are you implying that Urban Faery is a wench?!?!?

Petey, prepare yourself for a little of the ultra-violence.