What is your warning label?

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I sometimes find these little net goodies amusing.  I enjoyed this one:

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WARNING
BlueDev is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
THIS WAY UP
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historyishere has fragile contents which may break!

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trudygolightly is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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POISON

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Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
PARENTAL
ADVISORY
DR GUY CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS
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UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DYNAMASO AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hmm, you've also just given me an idea for a blog. Thanks.
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"ACHTUNG!
cacto may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
PARENTAL
ADVISORY
MASONM CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS

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Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
SSG Geezer may explode without warning
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EXPLOSIVE

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Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Since I am older than most of the folks I work with and have a rep for being cranky, i guess this one hit the blasting cap on the head.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Since I am older than most of the folks I work with and have a rep for being cranky, i guess this one hit the blasting cap on the head.

Awesome!

Great warnings all.  Interestingly, it will change the results depending on case of the letters.

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LOOK OUT!
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ForeverSerenity is a radioactive squirrel!!

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