If You Were A Superhero, What Would Your Name Be?

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If you were a superhero, what would you be called?

I don't know what I'd be called. It's hard thinking of things like that! Maybe Emotiono. Or Wild Woman. I kind of like Emotiono better though :)

What kind of names do y'all have?

Are there any GlueStick Men? Or Paper Clippers? Maybe I would be Cotton Candy Girl. But that's pretty lame... I'd probably be "Pink Princess" or something stupid like that. I'm always wearing pink. I wish my name was Ivanna Humpalotte. :( That would be cool.

So tell me what y'all would be called!!!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know!!! Captain Pathetico!! That's my superhero name :)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
If I were a superhero my name would be The Phantom, The Sleeper, Captain Apathy, or Senor Nacho.

If I were a supervillian my name would be The Phantom, Four Eyes, Agent Smith or George Bush.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm,
Capt. Cave man ( no, that's taken ) uh,
Dynosoarman, nah, sounds to prehistoric,

Mild mannered Bubba Rojo, champion of all that really doesn't matter....nope, too non-committal

How about, let's see, got it now........

( dum de dum ...that's a drum roll )


Reptar !!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about Lt. John Kerry? Then again as a kid, my super hero[ine] was Dragon Lady. 
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I 'spose I could stick with boring ol' Superpsych! Otherwise I'd be something like Lazeegirl, or The Almighty Shoe Queen. Who knows?!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
SuperTosevite.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey CQ,
I know dat !

He's so me tho ( green around the gills, the product of science run amok, yet friendlier than Godzilla )

Plus I'd already have a breakfast cereal endorsement contract !!!! :-)
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Has "Superman" already been taken?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would be Wonder-bread Woman. Able to make sandwiches and toast at the speed of light ;)

*Seems like I live in the kitchen so it seemed appropriate*
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'd be "Geek Boy"...my powers would include:



  • The ability to smite people who forward chain letters

  • A cybornetic implant with a USB connector that could instantly upgrade anyone using Windows ME or earlier

  • Psycho kenetic powers that would melt the fingers of anyone who has a Program menu that takes up more than 3/4 the height of their screen

  • Send email using only the powers of my mind

  • Ability to jack into the net and instantly destroy all files on the internet that are mis-named for their conent (especially porn!)
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dell
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well.....
WrecklessEric of course!

But I have been known to use the name "Captain Camouflage" when I wanna blend with the crowd ;)
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I would be JumperMan 5000

I mean, seriously, who doesn't like to jump?
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wonder... I couldn't really be Captain Cornbread, then I'd be lying. I hate cornbread. Maybe a little of Chameleon. I like to play aroung with people and I like to try and blend in. I could be Chameleman.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would be apathy man. So i'd have all the powers in the world but no will to use them.

Or maybe Captain Static electricity, I would fight evil with a slightly unpleasent shock.

Then again I could be transluscent man (if held up to light you can almost see through me).
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another good one would be captain glass jaw (he has the ability to get knocked out with just one punch).
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
My superhero name?

*straightens tie*

I'm the Negotiator, baby. Let's make a deal...

j/k, but my being your hero or your villain depends on what side of the looking glass you're on. I may be your knight in shining armor, but there's still blood on the sword. Oh well, gotta be someone's villain...
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
my favourite superheroes so far are Geek Boy (up with obliterating chain letter passer-on-erers) and Captain Static Electricity. if you guys had comic strips, i'd totally read them.

if i were a superheroine i'd be ZAAPgirl... but wait! i already am! i think i'm going to need to put some pictures of ZAAPgirl up on my blog. either that or i'd be the Word Nerd -- able to proofread at the speed of sound. or the UltraKlutz -- the baddies i'm best at thwarting are those that own glassware stores. i can take one of those suckers down in 3.45 seconds or less.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
New Age Nomad.....

When trouble arises, what does she do? RUNS!! This looks like a job for NEW AGE NOMAD!!!

Trinitie
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lol Trin that's great

The Negotiator? That's kinda sexy, like a lawyer... mmmm

~Anne