As most race examples I’ve made rely on the more serious tone, I figured that something a bit more lightweight and comical could be refreshing. These guys were inspired by Stan from Monkey Island series (1, 2 & especially 3 – never played the rest) and I imagine them acting in quite similar manner, just add some speed to the speech. To seal the deal, here’s the last of my trader trio.
Xa’Nuth
Core lore:
Most races excel on some field of life and when it comes to trade, the Xa’Nuth are unparalleled. They are the archetypal salesmen. They got quality goods, the best of deals and the broadest smile you’ve ever seen. They got what you need. If they don’t got it, they’ll get it. If they can’t get it, you don’t really need it. If you really need it, they’ll give you something better.
The Xa’Nuth are extraordinary on this field of expertise due to both their cultural affinity to commerce and their rather unique physiology which allows them to sense their surroundings, the mood and feelings in the air. They believe firmly that cooperation and mutual effort between the diverse life forms of the galaxy is the key to survival. There’s strength in numbers and it’s better to negotiate and compromise rather than wage war guns blazing. Their society is based on this belief and basically every Xa’Nuthian follows the same code of conduct.
In addition, they’ve peculiar sensory organs that covers their whole body. The Xa’Nuth master traders look furry from afar, but the “fur” is in fact a multitude of miniature sensory tentacles that cause the Xa’Nuth to be absolutely hypersensitive to their surroundings. They sense the slightest shift in mood or atmosphere. This allows them to react fast to any problems they’d come across and, of course, helps them to sweeten up deals at the right times.
Highly charismatic and slightly on the psychic side, the Xa’Nuth are good at what they do. One can amuse himself by trying to intentionally argue with a Xa’Nuthian trader. A difficult task indeed, as the master traders are incredibly slick and somehow always find a way to flip the discussion to the positive and find some way to make profit out of it. Customer is always right.
Make no mistake though, the master traders are not exactly benevolent beings at heart. They do what they do because it’s profitable and you’ll pay a price for their goods just like everybody else. Sure, they give the impression that you’re their very best friend but that’s just to make you trust that their price is fair (though it often is) and buy more and more. It’s business as usual.
The Xa’Nuth deal in a number of articles but through time, they’ve come to focus mostly on the more concrete goods. We’re talking about minerals, big guns, rare technological advancements, strange tools and unique artifacts.
Appearance:
The Xa’Nuth master traders look like a blue furry ball with four hands and no legs. They’ve one eye and a wide mouth below it. The fur isn’t actually fur, but rather a field of miniature sensory tentacles which the Xa’Nuth use to sense the atmosphere. These “furry” little fellows use their four thin arms for walking though usually the Xa’Nuth prefer to move more like monkeys, grabbing objects above ground and swing to the next destination. If asked, they tell that they’re comfortable on ground as well but after a while it’ll become clear that the Xa’Nuth prefer to stay above ground level. They like to lay on high ledges and such like when not hanging on to something.
Ship: Xa’Nuth Xenogunner
The Xenogunner is a respectable collection of diverse weaponry. It’s not uncommon to encounter differently built Xenogunners, as the Xa’Nuth typically arm them keeping the current market values in mind, weighting price and efficiency in these devious creations.
Their trademark would be the Discount Disrupter, a powerful beam cannon that’ll make short work out of most foes. In addition, Xenogunners often wield premium space mines, rebate rockets, sample sale sonic cannons, cut-rate corona grenades and more, depending on season.
The master traders prefer to stay afar from the enemy and use the whole of their arsenal in an all-out fashion. More often than not they attempt to catch the hopefully short but spectacular show of destruction on tape which they’ll use in new sales of their quality guns.
It resembles a tesla coil from old Red Alert, with the bridge being at the top and various weaponry on the rings below it.