For some reason, a picture of a mechanic, still under the car and hanging out
Yeah, reminds me of the husband and wife on their way to the supermarket. Just before they get to the carpark their car comes to a screaming halt... won't go another inch.
The husband suggests to the wife that he will attempt to fix the car while she pops inside and does the shopping. She agrees to this and leaves him under the car tinkering.
After about half an hour the husband decides he cannot fix the car and calls for a mechanic to come look at it. When the mechanic arrives the husband goes into the supermarket to look for his wife. However, while he is on his way in she is going through the checkout and they miss each other.
Upon getting back to the car the wife looks down and sees her 'husband's' nob and nuts hanging out of his Stubbies [shorts] and promptly tucks them back in before anyone else could see them.
First sound she hears is the mechanic's head hitting the gearbox... then her husband behind her asking what she was doing.