since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for going pubic when privacy is there more prudent way to go
Banned for watching TV while posting.
banned for mocking the ancient art of tv watching
Banned for thinking the Flintstones really had TV.
banned for going not believe the tv about the flintstone having tv
Banned for an unintelligible ban and being drunk in charge of a keyboard.
Banned for charging keyboards twice as much as you charge mice.
Banned for charging visitors to see your family album and overcharging them for parking in your driveway.
banned for hating on capitalism
Banned for that wind break and the redirected breeze blowing all the pigeons off your roof.
banned for not appreciating the finer things in life
Banned for fast bans and slow bans and in between both.
banned for banning for speed
Banned for wind breaking so volatile that the wind-breaking appliance has to be derated at altitudes over 2,500 feet. (That's I don't know how many meters, because the metric system is only used by aliens.)
Banned for going there and back to see how far it was.
banned for attempting to move at the speed of smell
Banned for not running fast enough to avoid the fecund odor.
Banned 'cause the cap'n invented jet propulsion with the advent of Curried Cabbage. Why do you think support bars are required in some rest rooms. Hold on tight......here it comes....."BLAM!"
banned for disturbing imagery
Banned, all of you, for languishing in the mud, the blood and the beer while the band played The Rocky Horror Picture Show version of Monster Mash on antique washboards.
Banned for pre Halloween mashups.
Banned for powdered potato instead of the traditional mashup... thars nuffin like genuine bangers n' mash.
Banned for not broasting your potatoes, needs that grease, yummy, yummy, yummy grease.
Banned for axle grease on the rotisserie and sump oil in the drip tray.
banned for carrying on
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