Banned cuz that sounds even worse. But, good for you. I think.

banned for we considered putting sausage on it... that's why we had to forego the cheese.

Ah, another fine invention brought to you by the Jewish peoples, not that I can take any credit.

Banned because I want one.

No, I don't want one.

I want an army.

Banned for Draak still needs a vet every once in a while. Need to keep me up on my shots.

Banned because that milky stuff right there is not blood.

Banned for unintended rhyming.

banned for neither do I. I take it from the look on the neighbor's face that I should start though.

banned for they looked first. I just winked back is all.

banned because it works fairly well. It;s such a cheesy thing to do that I think women take it as either you just being funny or as you having a lot of confidence, both being attractive qualities. The coin collection works fairly well too, but also has a more direct intention behind it than the wink.

Of course, my coin collection has a greater range of effect. Hmmm...

Banned for coinage in the pocket strategically placed can get alot of attention to. 

{not me. that would be pretty funny lookin}

Banned for being en'cumbered.

Banned for using salami where clearly bananas are called for.