I only put my foot in the asses of people that need to get across the street in a hurry. How do I know this? Because they usually piss me off so bad, they must be wanting to get out my company something fierce. I just send them there the fastest way possible, and my name isn't NASCAR.
As for the ass kissing, I've done many a thing to please a woman, and some get into freakier things than others. Does that scare me? Hell no. Give a woman what she wants and she'll return in kind, not just satisying you, but sending your eyeballs out through the back of her head, through the sheetrock and leaving them dusty on the attic floor for the paramedics to hunt for.
