banned for red is probably my favorite color, but I hear that lighter colors do well on me. Maybe it's just the people who are commenting.

If I were to dress up for effect, I would probably only have the tie be predominantly red. Navy Blue or Charcoal Grey work well for the pants and jacket.

Banned for capitalizing Random adjectives.

Banned for that calls in the little red dress with that lazy neckline, silky short sleeves, knee length. 

Tiny snowflake diamond earings and necklace.  Red lipstick.

banned for we use the virgins for something more productive. Still get some red on the walls though.

A woman in a flirty (or form fitting if you want to cause cardiac arrest) red dress with a certain bold confidence to her can stop a room dead.

Then again...

I have a hard time getting past the guy's hairy chest and facial hair. Otherwise, I'm sure I could picture you in it... you know... if I knew what you looked like.

Banned for considering cross-dressing.

Banned cuz I'm 5'2" blue eyes, blonde hair. Good things come in small packages... 

banned for that describes your avatar.

I'm 6', green eyes, brown hair. Good things come in big packages too.

banned for it's hard to run with it. All that excess weight tires you out.

banned for you can also use it like a pole-vault and travel in periodic bursts... until you burst... then you're just dragging a tail.

Banned for possession of vaulted poles with farky add-ons that burst periodically at a leisurely pace in order to prevent tail dragging.

Banned for we are a colorful bunch.  Cool. Now we just sit back and wait for the calls. 

{kidding }